They look like little monsters!
“If Barbie were an actual woman, she would be 5’9″ tall, have a 39″ bust, an 18″ waist, 33″ hips and a size 3 shoe. She likely would not menstruate… she’d have to walk on all fours due to her proportions.” Slayen estimates Barbie would weigh 110 pounds and have a BMI of 16.24. She based her numbers on the book “Body Wars” by Dr. Margo Maine, and readily admits the doll’s head, hands and some other features are not to scale.
Ya’an, China — Jeremy Browne, British minister of state for the foreign and commonwealth office, poses with a giant panda at the Ya’an Bifengxia base of the China Conservation and Research Centre for the Giant Panda. Two giant pandas from the facility will be shipped to Britain, where they’ll stay for 10 years. It’s the first time China has sent pandas to Britain since 1974.
I know this picture is a week old. A bunch of you have sent it to me, sorry it’s taken so long to post…. but seriously. THIS IS REAL. This isn’t photoshopped.
This is actually what Shaq looks like holding his girlfriend’s hand. It’s….. it’s creepy. There’s no other word for it. I know he can’t help that he’s so tall, but please get a girlfriend that’s taller than 5’2″.
Also, THIS IS A PERFECT EXAMPLE OF SHORT BITCHES TAKING THE TALL GUYS. There is some 6’2″ Amazon freak of nature woman out there that wants to kill this girl for taking the only man in the world that could make a 6’2″ woman feel small and little.
Apparently Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are getting hitched! At least they are if you believe anything US Magazine reports. Apparently it’ll go down in the next 3 or so months. Kim Kardashian is probably having a panic attack hoping they don’t outshine her!
Sometimes I forget they’re not married because they’ve been together so long and they seem so married. In interviews recently Brad has mentioned how the kids ask them about marriage now, and it’s becoming an issue. They once said they wouldn’t get married until everyone can get married (in reference to LGBT equality and marriage rights) but I guess they’re backtracking on that. At least New York and a few other states can do it! That’s a start.
I’m sure it will be a super low key wedding with very few people invited. I don’t see it being a full blown extravaganza, a la Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries (WHAT A JOKE). At least I hope it won’t be. Even though I hate Angelina, deep down inside I know she’s 95% a classy broad and 5% a homewrecking crazy ho. I’m sure the classy side will take over and she’ll have something intimate, and won’t be selling their photos to a magazine like so many celebrities do nowadays. If the 5% crazy side takes over, I wouldn’t be surprised if she gives all the guests vials of her and Brad’s blood as a token to wear as jewelry.
P.S. I have no idea where that photo is from… maybe the set of Mr. and Mrs. Smith? I found it when I Googled “Brad and Angelina wedding” lol. Just kidding, THIS IS A BLAHBETHANY.COM EXCLUSIVE AND I HAVE THE FIRST WEDDING PHOTO FROM THEIR SECRET CEREMONY, PERFORMED IN MY BASEMENT LAST NIGHT! Angelina looked beautiful, really. Truly stunning.
My favorite part of the interview was finding out that Bethenny was once Paris Hilton’s nanny. HA!