Celeb Go$$ip

I have absolutely no idea what George Clooney is doing in this picture, but I like it.

I’m obsessed with Sandra Bullock’s two-toned hair

I went to get my hair cut and dyed the other day without ever seeing these Sandra pictures. Well, unfortunately I haven’t found any EXACT examples of what I wanted….. so I was hoping it’d turn out OK. To give the stylist a good idea, I brought this photo of Jennifer Carpenter (left) because it was the closest thing I could find. I think the technique is called Ombre? It’s basically the look of grown out highlights. Lots, and lots, of grown out highlights.

But I was like “My hair is black….sooo…. the roots will obviously be darker, and I don’t want the ends to be blonde. I want a mid-brown…chocolatey, almost.”

It didn’t turn out anything like EITHER photo, unfortunately, and these photos of Sandra Bullock weren’t out yet. But….I WANT HER HAIR. I WANT IT ON MY HEAD. I’m gonna go steal it all. Mine didn’t turn out how I wanted it to AT ALL, and I’m a little sad about that, but at least I can live vicariously through Sandra.

But, on an unrelated note, is it just me or does her face look really weird in the second picture? Like she’s been injecting too much shit into her face? But whatever, she’s ridiculously hot. So it is what it is.

Kris Humphries wants an annulment. TEAM HUMPHRIES.

I know I JUST wrote a post about the Kardashians, and this might be Kardashian overload, but I wanted to talk about the whole Kim Kris divorce fiasco, and there wasn’t much room in that post to talk about it. So here we go. After this, I promise I’ll cool it.

Quick education session on the difference between an annulment and a divorce. Divorce is saying, “OK, this marriage was legit, but it didn’t work out and we want to end it.” The assets are fought over (unless there’s a pre-nup), etc. An annulment, however, is basically saying, “this was never a marriage to begin with, and we’d like you to undo it, and to have our financial situations be as similar to what they were when we went into the marriage.” So basically no one takes money from the other person. It’s just….undoing the marriage. But there needs to be a GOOD REASON for it, I’ll explain that later. But legally, you weren’t married. It’s something religious people that don’t believe in divorce do. Some religions say you literally CAN NOT divorce. But if you get married and find out your husband is gay 2 weeks later, what do you do? Stay married for 20 years to a gay dude? No… you get an annulment. And the church is OK with that.

Initially Kim filed for divorce because she didn’t think they met the criteria for an annulment. Under California law, someone can only annul a marriage if there’s proof of impotency, incest, bigamy, unsound mind, misrepresentation, force, or fraud. Basically, someone duped you. It wasn’t that there were problems in the marriage. There were problems you weren’t aware of BEFORE you got married. But you have to be able to prove that. Kim didn’t think they met any of those reasons, so she filed for divorce.

After filing, Kim got all the backlash because everyone thought she didn’t give her marriage a chance. She wrote a blog explaining her reasoning and said the wedding was like “a fast roller coaster. …I got caught up in the hoopla and the filming of the TV show.” She also said she had doubts before the wedding and shouldn’t have gone through with it. So…basically… that’s misrepresentation. Which is a reason to get an annulment. She didn’t want to marry him, but did it anyway because of a TV show.

Kris Humphries is now using that as ammo to get an annulment. He’s basically saying she used him as a pawn for her reality show. And it was real to him, but not to her. Which…. I agree with that 100%.

I actually thought when I first read her blog explaining why she left, ‘Holy crap, I can’t believe she just said that,” because it was so hurtful and I felt like even if she THOUGHT that, she shouldn’t admit it to people because it’s JUST SO MEAN.  Oh, you didn’t want to marry me, but you did anyway? Thanks for considering my feelings. Remember, this was Kris’ FIRST marriage. He’s a religious dude. He doesn’t believe in divorce…. it was really wrong of her to do that. It’s Kim’s SECOND marriage. And second divorce. Obviously it’s not as important to her. And she didn’t consider Kris’ feelings for a second when she wrote that blog.

I finally got around to watching the first episode of Kourtney and Kim take New York last night, and man…. that was dumb. I’m still waiting for Kris to do anything wrong. The tabloids (AKA the Kardashians planting stories) keep saying, “Ohhh he’s so terrible to her, you’ll see why she left him, blah blah blah, he called her fat.” HE DID NOT CALL HER FAT. He jokingly said she ate too much wedding cake when he was lifting her up and throwing her on the bed to kiss her while they were laughing and joking around with each other. Yeah, he was totally calling her fat. (It was actually adorable.)

My mom is sooo into this story, it’s hilarious. She’s Team Humphries all the way. She was like, “If your dad came home to a naked man in our living room doing yoga………………………..” and didn’t have to say anything more. I think these girls forget that there’s more to life than creating a funny 20 minutes that will be stretched into an episode of their show. Yes, it was funny. Yes, it was entertaining. But was is respectful to your new husband? No. Is it worth fighting with someone because you know it’ll make good TV? No.

It doesn’t surprise me that their marriage failed so quickly. They’ve never lived together. They’re supposed to be newlyweds. Newlyweds don’t live with another couple and a BABY. A crazy baby. A baby that wakes you up at 7 AM, playing outside your bedroom door. Like, seriously? No wonder it didn’t work. That was so, so rude.

I just feel really bad for Kris. No matter how the show portrays him, no matter how they edit him to look bad, I really feel for him. I hope he wins the annulment and people hold this AND the sex tape against Kim for the rest of her career. Now she’ll have two things people constantly bring up about her.

But, for the record, I still love Kourtney. And I still love Khloe. and I still love Bruce. I love their whole family, I just hate Kim. And of course I’ll still watch the shows. SUE ME.

Kourtney Kardashian announces pregnancy after 9 weeks because she’s “confident.” Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuure.

We all know celebrities love to make big announcements about their pregnancies. But they always wait. Why? They love the speculation. They love the magazine covers. They love the rumors. (WHEN THEY”RE ACTUALLY PREGNANT. When you’re not pregnant and people think you’re pregnant…. yeah. Awkward).

Announcing it after the first trimester is always the rule. It’s very common to miscarry in your first trimester. No one wants to have to endure that at ALL, left alone through the media as well. Kourtney waited LAST time she got pregnant to announce it, so why’d she jump the gun this time? She told US Weekly:

“Now I’m nine weeks along,” Kardashian says. “You’re supposed to wait 12 weeks to tell people, but I feel confident.”

Riiiiiiiiiiiiight. This has nothing to do with the fact that your family is going through a PR crisis because of Kim’s divorce? It’s kind of sad to use a pregnancy as a distraction. Or for Kris Jenner to ask Kourtney to announce it early, no? I mean, I think Kris would’ve asked Kourtney to do that for “the family” or to help make the story go away. I don’t think she’d volunteer to do it. She’s always worrying about stuff. I think she’d also worry about miscarriage, who knows though.

What do you think? Do you think she was just so excited she had to tell people? Or do you think it’s strategic timing to distract everyone from their PR disaster?

I am officially nicknaming Jennifer Lopez’s new boyfriend K-Fed.

Jennifer Lopez was photographed with her new piece, Casper Smart, for the first time over the Thanksgiving Weekend. Ummmmmmmmmmm… yes. She’s dating someone named “Casper Smart” and he’s a dancer of her. IS IT JUST ME OR DOES THIS SCREAM “K-FED?” Also, is that dude wearing a grill? He’s wearing a grill, isn’t he? He looks like an attractive version of Paul Wall.

Oh God. Someone cover my eyes. I can’t watch the rest of this relationship unfold. It’s going to be painful, I just know it.

Chris Brown’s new $1.585 million dollar LA home is pretttttty awesome.

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Good news everyone. If you beat the crap out of a successful, beautiful, loved person like Rihanna, your career won’t be over! Nope, a few years later, you’ll still be able to afford a beautiful $1.585 million dollar home. The modern 2,473 square foot, 3 bedroom, 3 bathroom house features an elevator, glass walls, an amazing pool and lots of gadgets.

Now, don’t get me wrong, but isn’t LA real estate more expensive than the rest of the country? Because I feel like that house would cost $1.585 million around where iiiiii live. And I live in Columbus, Ohio. So how in the world did that only cost 1.585 million? I feel like he got a really good deal. But then again, I don’t know anything about anything. So I’m just speculating here.

But anyway, here are some photos of the house. It’s amazing. The bathrooms are especially amazing. I’m obsessed with floor to ceiling glass tile like that. I hope someday I can afford something similar! I should just beat the sh*t out of someone.

photos via Too Fab

Kim Kardashian is the ugliest cryer ever.

Here’s the “extended” promo for Kim and Kourtney Take New York. The video obnoxiously aut-plays, so you can see it by clicking the link at the bottom of the post. Or you can get a sneak peek by looking at the above screen shot.

Kim Kardashian and I have exactly ONE thing in common: we are both mind blowingly beautiful (lol) and are some UGLY. ASS. CRYERS. Seriously, her face looks like she hooked up some of those muscle stimulating pads to it, and she’s uncontrollably twitching muscles that she didn’t even know she had, all while mumbling incoherently.

“My feelings have changed” is the biggest joke I’ve ever heard. You don’t just suddenly decide you don’t want to be married to someone anymore. GAAAAAAAH. You shouldn’t have been married in the first place.

Also, TEAM KRIS HUMPHRIES. Saying no one will care about her anymore by the time she has kids is a valid point. She’s a sex icon. She’s not going to be when her body doesn’t bounce back from having kids. Plus, even the most famous of famous non-famous people (go ahead and take a minute to read that twice) eventually fade into the background. Do you remember HOW. FREAKING. FAMOUS. Paris Hilton was for a while? I mean, it was ridiculous. I never thought I’d hear the end of her. And thank God, she’s totally irrelevant now. I NEVER hear about her in the news. And that will happen to Kim as well. It’s just the way things work. Might take a while, but it’ll happen.

I also hate that poor Krissy poo is going to be made to look like the bad guy because Kim and her mom are executive producers and can put whatever they want on the show, and take out whatever they want. They’re in damage control mode, for example, here’s Kim enjoying a totally low key and NOT STAGED AT ALL Thanksgiving feeding the homeless. I wonder how all those photographers knew she’d be there?

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But anyway, totally random question, but I’m curious. Who do you hate more? Kim Kardashian or Paris Hilton? If you could make Kim go away by bringing Paris back into the spotlight, would you? This is like picking between a flesh eating virus and being burned alive slowly. I CAN’T CHOOSE.

The extended show promo auto-plays, so click this link to see it!



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