Posts tagged “photo

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Underwater photos of dogs playing fetch…. so cute.

They look like little monsters!


If Barbie were an actual woman…

“If Barbie were an actual woman, she would be 5’9″ tall, have a 39″ bust, an 18″ waist, 33″ hips and a size 3 shoe. She likely would not menstruate… she’d have to walk on all fours due to her proportions.” Slayen estimates Barbie would weigh 110 pounds and have a BMI of 16.24. She based her numbers on the book “Body Wars” by Dr. Margo Maine, and readily admits the doll’s head, hands and some other features are not to scale.

via Pinterest


I love this picture.

Ya’an, China — Jeremy Browne, British minister of state for the foreign and commonwealth office, poses with a giant panda at the Ya’an Bifengxia base of the China Conservation and Research Centre for the Giant Panda. Two giant pandas from the facility will be shipped to Britain, where they’ll stay for 10 years. It’s the first time China has sent pandas to Britain since 1974.

Shaq makes his girlfriend look like a toddler.

I know this picture is a week old. A bunch of you have sent it to me, sorry it’s taken so long to post…. but seriously. THIS IS REAL. This isn’t photoshopped.

This is actually what Shaq looks like holding his girlfriend’s hand. It’s….. it’s creepy. There’s no other word for it. I know he can’t help that he’s so tall, but please get a girlfriend that’s taller than 5’2″.

Also, THIS IS A PERFECT EXAMPLE OF SHORT BITCHES TAKING THE TALL GUYS. There is some 6’2″ Amazon freak of nature woman out there that wants to kill this girl for taking the only man in the world that could make a 6’2″ woman feel small and little.


Angelina and Brad are getting married… finally!

Apparently Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are getting hitched! At least they are if you believe anything US Magazine reports. Apparently it’ll go down in the next 3 or so months. Kim Kardashian is probably having a panic attack hoping they don’t outshine her!

Sometimes I forget they’re not married because they’ve been together so long and they seem so married. In interviews recently Brad has mentioned how the kids ask them about marriage now, and it’s becoming an issue. They once said they wouldn’t get married until everyone can get married (in reference to LGBT equality and marriage rights) but I guess they’re backtracking on that. At least New York and a few other states can do it! That’s a start.

I’m sure it will be a super low key wedding with very few people invited. I don’t see it being a full blown extravaganza, a la Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries (WHAT A JOKE). At  least I hope it won’t be. Even though I hate Angelina, deep down inside I know she’s 95% a classy broad and 5% a homewrecking crazy ho. I’m sure the classy side will take over and she’ll have something intimate, and won’t be selling their photos to a magazine like so many celebrities do nowadays. If the 5% crazy side takes over, I wouldn’t be surprised if she gives all the guests vials of her and Brad’s blood as a token to wear as jewelry.

P.S. I have no idea where that photo is from… maybe the set of Mr. and Mrs. Smith? I found it when I Googled “Brad and Angelina wedding” lol. Just kidding, THIS IS A BLAHBETHANY.COM EXCLUSIVE AND I HAVE THE FIRST WEDDING PHOTO FROM THEIR SECRET CEREMONY, PERFORMED IN MY BASEMENT LAST NIGHT! Angelina looked beautiful, really. Truly stunning.


Former Real Housewife Bethenny Frankel lands the cover of Forbes Magainze!

Bethenny came in at #42 this year on the Richest 100 Celebrities, beating stars like BRAD PITT. Crazy, huh?

My favorite part of the interview was finding out that Bethenny was once Paris Hilton’s nanny. HA!

Click after the jump for the full cover story, via Forbes.com! (more…)


Dear magazines, this is how you tastefully feature young, talented actresses in an age appropriate way:


A facial tattoo, Amish beard, Bradley Cooper’s abs, annnnnd a monkey. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you THE HANGOVER 2’S FIRST OFFICIAL PHOTO.

I spot an Ed Helms facial tattoo, some Bradley Cooper abs, a Zach Galifianakis Amish beard, a monkey wearing clothes, aaaaaaand a yellow lab t-shirt.

Yepppp, I’ll be seeing this opening night.


Picture of the Day

The sinkhole in Guatemala. I thought it was photoshopped until I verified this is a legit photo and story. CRAZY, right? Looks like The Journey To The Center Of The Earth. Blows my mind!!


Totally Wrong

I know this is wrong……. But I laughed :(


Wow, seriously?

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Michael Phelps was photographed taking a hit from a bong in November, and it (of course) ended up on the internet.

Please keep in mind there’s also regulations that if you’re caught doing drugs you’re suspended from the Olympics for 4 years.

So after ALL THAT WORK, he’s throwing it away to smoke some weed? Really? What an idiot. He deserves not to go to the Olympics if he is that stupid.

Update: His PR people released a really carefully worded apology. Notice he didn’t say he did drugs… just that he didn’t have good judgment. I wonder if they’ll try to say he didn’t really do drugs he was just at the wrong place at the wrong time?

“I engaged in behavior which was regrettable and demonstrated bad judgment. I’m 23 years old and despite the successes I’ve had in the pool, I acted in a youthful and inappropriate way, not in a manner people have come to expect from me. For this, I am sorry. I promise my fans and the public it will not happen again.”


I wish I could blog like Kanye

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I DON’T HAVE GREY IN MY BEARD IN REAL LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’M ALL DOWN WITH BEINGS IN MY 30’S BUT DAAAAAAAAMN!!!! THIS IS SOME BENJAMIN BUTTON’S SH*T!

I WISH I COULD BLOG LIKE KANYE. MAYBE I SHOULD JUST START TYPING IN ALL CAPS. HE DOES IT BECAUSE HE SAYS HE’S LAZY. I THINK IT’S BECAUSE HE LIKES US ALL TO FEEL LIKE HE’S SCREAMING AT US.

I’M GOING TO SAY “THIS IS SOME BENJAMIN BUTTON’S SH*T” ALL THE TIME NOW.


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