Posts tagged “couple

Our favorite virgin couple describe what their wedding night will be like. Even more awkwardness.

If you missed my first post about this couple, Shanna and Ryan, from TLC’s upcoming show The Virgin Diaries, please educate yourself here. Then come back, because you DO NOT want to miss this. Well, maybe you do. I dunno…

I have a feeling this is going to be my new favorite show. And I’m so f*cking excited (no pun intended). I’m DEFINITELY going to be live-blogging this…. because seriously? OMGGGG. Just watch the video. ;laskdjf;aslkdfj;aksdjf;aklsdjf;alskdjf;aksdjf ;alksdj f;lak df;alksdfj;akdjlsf. My favorite part, and the part that was painfully awkward to watch, was them talking about…what…. they’ll…. be doing:

“I think that you should take a shower first, and then I’ll take a shower, and then I’ll put on my lingerie, and I’ll come into the room,” Shanna suggests

“And I’ll have a surprise waiting for you,” adds Ryan. [bethany: HIS PENIS. I think he means his penis.]

“We’ll have our robes on………….we’ll slowly take our robes of……………..then do foreplay………and then have sex,” says Shanna.

BWAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA. It’s just SOOOOO. AWKWARD. Also, I’m pretty sure Shanna lost her virginity on that Seesaw. Just sayin’.

I hope everyone watches this with me THIS SUNDAY at 9 PM EST….. on TLC. You can follow my live blogging on Twitter, or here on the website… I’ll be doing it (ha. I said “doing it”) both places.


Lindsay Lohan has a lady boner for Chris Brown, and I think they deserve each other.


THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER. I love stories like this, especially when I don’t even have to speculate because celebrities blast their every thought on Twitter without thinking of consequences first.

In a nutshell, Lindsay Lohan wants Chris Browns nuts. While she was sitting at home watching the VMAs, just like you and I (because she wasn’t invited), she started tweeting about Chris Brown:


Then…. wait for it….WAIT FOR IT:

BOOM. Head shot. Lindsay Lohan goes in for the kill. What a desperate, desperate human being. But this is the thing………… I don’t blame her for wanting his nuts. And by “wanting his nuts” I mean “wanting to date a guy that beats up his girlfriends.” It would help her situation because Lindsay is a washed up actress willing to get beat up for publicity. I’m confident this is a win/win situation.

Chris Brown has stayed mum and hasn’t responded on Twitter, probably because he’s afraid of Lindsay Lohan’s gangrene lady parts, but if he’s smart he’ll man up and respond. They can go hang out at an AA meeting. Get some help together. Like I said, win/win.

via The Superficial


I’m obsessed with… these zombie-themed engagement photos

These are by far the most unique and creative wedding/engagement photos I’ve ever seen. Wasn’t expecting that!

If you enjoyed these, you might enjoy me post about the 15 Most creative/Nerdy Wedding Invitations

found on Fark.com
Visit the photographer’s Tumblr here


I’m pretty sure all the NY gays will be outraged over the wardrobe choices of the first married same sex couple.

I’m pretty sure all the fashion forward NY gays will be outraged over the wardrobe choices of the first married same sex couple. But other than that, I’m sure they’re thrilled for them!

Kitty Lambert and Cheryle Rudd were the first same-sex couple to marry in New York State a second after midnight today. They chose to ring in their new marriage wearing a terrible white suit and an ill-fitting sparkly Chiffon disaster.The good news is THEY’RE LEGALLY MARRIED NOW! Wooo!

Are they at Niagra Falls? What are they doing in a suit, they should’ve done it in PONCHOS. That would be amazing AND they wouldn’t have ended up on every Worst Dressed list because ponchos are perfectly acceptable attire while at Niagra Falls. A blue fairy godmother dress and a white Western suit, however, are not.

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via Dlisted Hot Sluts of the Day


My boo Jon Hamm and my homegirl Melissa McCarthy are teaming up!

OOOOOOOMMMMMMMMGGGGGGG! This is the best idea I’ve ever heard. Jon Hamm and Melissa McCarthy (from Bridsmaids and Gilmore Girls) are teaming up in a Judd Apatow comedy as an “unconventional couple” … because apparently it’s unconventional for a hot dude to like a pretty fat chick. Oy, Hollywood…

Anyway, my hopes are that Jon Hamm’s character resembles his Sergio character from SNL and Melissa McCarthy’s character resembles her character in Bridesmaids. Maybe they’ll eat a 5 foot deli sub together in the credits again? WE CAN ONLY HOPE. Here’s a serious take on what’s happening via the Huffinton Post:

Nearly immediately after the semi-surprising smash hit success of the Kristen Wiig-tastic comedy, “Bridesmaids,” director Paul Feig and producer Judd Apatow got the green light from Universal to go and make another film. Talk has been squarely aimed at a “Bridesmaids” sequel, and that may happen, but word is that there’s another film, starring scene-stealing “Bridesmaids” supporting actors, that is in the works, too.

Deadline reports that Feig and Apatow are in the early stages of putting together a new comedy that would potentially star Jon Hamm and Melissa McCarthy as “unconventional lovers.” Deadline’s report pegs the plot as about a man who becomes obsessed with a woman, which while vague, would offer Hamm all sorts of avenues to show off the comedic skills that are finally coming to the forefront. Negotiations are in the early stages.

Hamm, as Kristen Wiig’s jerk semi-boyfriend, and McCarthy as her quirky yet no nonsense fellow bridesmaid, nearly stole the show from the writer/star in the May smash hit comedy. It was the biggest stage yet for their respective comedic talents; Hamm, who plays the very serious Don Draper on “Mad Men,” is a frequent guest host on “Saturday Night Live,” and had an arc as Tina Fey’s “in the bubble” boyfriend; McCarthy is one of two leads on the CBS sitcom “Mike & Molly.”

The new Feig/Apatow film would be each actor’s first big screen lead; Hamm has translated his small screen success to into supporting roles in films such as “Sucker Punch,” “The Town,” and “Howl,” while McCarthy, a “Gilmore Girls,” alum, has had roles in “Life As We Know It,” and “The Back-Up Plan.”

Hamm will also be expanded his career to behind the camera work, as he’s slated to direct the season five premiere of “Mad Men.”

As for Apatow, this is another semi-spinoff for the megastar director/producer; he’s also in the process of putting together a Paul Rudd and Leslie Mann-starring “Knocked Up” spinoff.


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