Jennifer Lawrence is super charming, and I love her.
Here she is stealing the words from my mouth about how I’d react if John Stamos were in front of me.
Dear future awkward little girl,
I can relate.
A currently awkward big girl
You guys, I’m so detached from reality, it’s embarrassing. I mean, I knew the inauguration was happening soon… I just didn’t know exactly when, nor did I really care, because I didn’t vote for Obama. Don’t judge me.
Someone tweeted a video of Beyonce singing the National Anthem, and I’m a sucker for the National Anthem. So duh, I clicked it. How could I not? IT’S BEYONCE. There’s a 5% chance she’ll be in a leotard dancing around with background dancers, singing about empowering single ladies such as myself, and a 100% CHANCE she’ll sound great. I didn’t watch any of the inauguration, nor do I really care, but…. I got emotional, you guys. BE-MOTIONAL. Get it? beyonce + emotional? I’m so clever.
So how this went down is I sat there, un-showered, laying in bed, my hair a mess, eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich….. crying. And then I clapped at the end. ALONE IN MY BED WATCHING YOUTUBE. I’m such a freaking loser.
I don’t know if you’re familiar with Reddit, but it’s a website where people just…. post stuff. There are “sub reddits” with weird, random topics. There’s one called PrettyGirlsUglyFaces; I’m sure you can figure out what people post there if you think about it hard enough.
Here are some good ones, and I may or may not have contributed to the mix………….
This literally made my day.
James Franco and his new lady friend, Ashley Benson (this is me pretending like I know who that is), for no reason at all, made this “music video.” He posted it to his WhoSay channel (again, this is me pretending like I know what that is) and took it down pretty quickly.
My bet is he’s afraid of the Beliebers……… which, if you didn’t know, are Justin Bieber fans. Fun fact: my website is belieber.wordpress.com, and I made it before Justin Bieber ever existed. And the reason for that is because my last name IS LIEB so people nicknamed me Belieber.
JUSTIN BIEBER STOLE MY NICKNAME. Not ok with it.