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Jennifer Lawrence loves Uncle Jessie

Jennifer Lawrence is super charming, and I love her.

Here she is stealing the words from my mouth about how I’d react if John Stamos were in front of me.

Ballet is hard. THIS IS SO CUTE IT HURTS.

Dear future awkward little girl,

I can relate.

Love,

A currently awkward big girl

Beyonce made me cry.

You guys, I’m so detached from reality, it’s embarrassing. I mean, I knew the inauguration was happening soon… I just didn’t know exactly when, nor did I really care, because I didn’t vote for Obama. Don’t judge me.

Someone tweeted a video of Beyonce singing the National Anthem, and I’m a sucker for the National Anthem. So duh, I clicked it. How could I not? IT’S BEYONCE. There’s a 5% chance she’ll be in a leotard dancing around with background dancers, singing about empowering single ladies such as myself, and a 100% CHANCE she’ll sound great. I didn’t watch any of the inauguration, nor do I really care, but…. I got emotional, you guys. BE-MOTIONAL. Get it? beyonce + emotional? I’m so clever.

So how this went down is I sat there, un-showered, laying in bed, my hair a mess, eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich….. crying. And then I clapped at the end. ALONE IN MY BED WATCHING YOUTUBE. I’m such a freaking loser.

But for real? Beyonce’s stage faces are terrifying. THAT IS ALL.Beyonce makes scary faces

Cat plays in snow for the first time. Summary –

I’m used to seeing dog videos like this, not cat videos! And even after watching this adorable cat play with snow, I can still tell you that every puppy/dog video on the internet is superior to it, because canines are superior to felines in almost every possible way, except in the potty department, because cats shit in a litter box. My dog, and the dogs in all those adorable dogs-playing-in-snow videos, do not shit in litter boxes.

BUT……..the video is still cute enough to post. So here you go, enjoy.

Pretty girls making ugly faces

I don’t know if you’re familiar with Reddit, but it’s a website where people just…. post stuff. There are “sub reddits” with weird, random topics. There’s one called PrettyGirlsUglyFaces; I’m sure you can figure out what people post there if you think about it hard enough.

Here are some good ones, and I may or may not have contributed to the mix………….

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James Franco lip syncing to Justin Bieber’s “Boyfriend.” No, really. Yes, it’s awesome.

This literally made my day.

James Franco and his new lady friend, Ashley Benson (this is me pretending like I know who that is), for no reason at all, made this “music video.” He posted it to his WhoSay channel (again, this is me pretending like I know what that is) and took it down pretty quickly.

My bet is he’s afraid of the Beliebers……… which, if you didn’t know, are Justin Bieber fans. Fun fact: my website is belieber.wordpress.com, and I made it before Justin Bieber ever existed. And the reason for that is because my last name IS LIEB so people nicknamed me Belieber.

JUSTIN BIEBER STOLE MY NICKNAME. Not ok with it.

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