Vanessa Hudgens dances to a Beyonce song better than Beyonce.
I’ve always had a girl crush on Vanessa Hudgens, but I had NO IDEA she could dance this well…..here’s a video of her and Ashley Tisdale dancing to Beyonce’s “Who Run The World” …. pretty feeyus! Who’s a better dancer?
This is pretty much the cutest/saddest thing ever.
This bunny was found paraplegic, and the guy who found him made him a little cart!
If I met Ryan Gosling, he would want to build me a house.
This is me, by the way. I have literally said like…..85% of these things in the last month.
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Just kidding, Shit Fat Girls Say is the best.
“Is three cats too much?”
I just found “Shit Black Girls Say” which, FYI, is better than Shit Girls Say
“Did you watch Basketball Wives?”
Shit girls say.
I’m probably super late on this since it already had 14,000,00 views on YouTube, but whatever, shit’s funny.
“Can you read this and tell me if it makes sense?”
I’m only watching the Superbowl for 2 reasons tonight.
Reason #1: The commercials
Reason #2: the hope that something like this will happen again:
Raising your pet into the sky like Simba = Lion King-ing….. this is way better than Tebowing.
OK, so there’s Tebowing, planking, owling….. and now LION KINGing. This is……..amazing. I’m pretty sure anyone with a cat/child/small dog has already done this before. There’s just a name for it now. You don’t have to feel so weird!
Lion kinging is raising your ____ (baby, cat, dog, hamster) into the sky like Rafiki did to Simba in “The Lion King.” And if you’re all, “Oh, I’ve done that before, but I didn’t sing the song….” SHUT UP. Don’t lie. Everyone who has seen Lion King enough times to try Lion King-ing their pet knows that f*cking song by heart. DON’T LIE. Sure, there aren’t words…. but we know the noises. AHHHH SAY HENYAAAA BABA BEE SE BABAAAAA, SAY HENYYAAAAAA…. HUMMMMMMMM
(hoarders alert at :43!!)
Unfortunately I can’t participate in this awesome new phenomenon because have two 60+ lb Golden Retrievers who are fat and I’m not ripped like Rafiki and it would hurt my arms to lift them above my head like that. Maybe I’ll steal someone’s cat a make a video with theirs and pretend like it’s mine.
You might be wondering, “Who is Lana Dey Rey and why is Kristen Wiig impersonating her?” Here’s your answer…
HAHAHAHAHAHA. This is the best Kristen Wiig I’ve ever seen. Ever. Acting, impersonating, sketch comedy, all across the board. It’s awesome, and you probably don’t know what’s happening yet, so I’ll catch you up to speed….
Once known by her real name Lizzy Grant, Lana Del Ray is a singer songwriter who has recently relaunched her career under a new name (and sound, and look) because her record label inexplicably thought that would help along.
While she may sound like a Czechoslovakian trying to sing in English, she is in fact American, which adds substantially to the public perception that she tries really, really hard. Her record label has been pushing her new album as the next big thing, and somehow managed to get her onto SNL as the musical guest. She bombed, hard core, and here’s the video that people have been making fun of for a few weeks:
Knowing what the actual performance looked like, please watch this and enjoy the spot-fucking-on impersonation by Kristen Wiig from last night:
AMAZING, right? The hair. The voice. The dress. The lips. The overall “I’m a robot and have no soul” vibe? It’s perfection. I love me some Kristen Wiig, but I’m pretty sure Kristen Del Rey is my new favorite.
Blue Ivy Carter has 6 nannies and tons of bling already. Suri Cruise is gonna be SO PISSED.
6 nannies? Jewel encrusted bottle? Diaper changed once an hour? Song on the billboard top 100 already? Man, SURI CRUISE IS GONNA BE SO PISSED. She’s been dethroned as the most over the top Hollywood baby. According to InTouch Weekly via IDLYITW:
According to a friend, the new mom has two nannies on call at all times, which makes for a total of six nannies for little Blue Ivy Carter. “Beyonce wanted to make sure that her daughter has the best of care,” a friend of the singer tells In Touch. “Her diaper is changed every hour.” And proud papa Jay-Z, 42, is also lavishing attention on the newborn – by way of bling. “Jay-Z bought her diamond earrings and a platinum baby bracelet,” reveals the friend. “Even her bottle has pink sapphires on it.”
…………lolwut.
OK, so….. I don’t mind the diamond earrings that much. They’re rich, SUPER CRAZY RICH, and a lot of babies get their ears pierced. I had mine pierced as an infant, and I think I had super tiny little diamond ones. I’m sure Blue Ivy’s are a carat each (at least) but still.. I get it. What I DON’T get is a “platinum baby bracelet.” I also don’t see Beyonce with 2 nannies at once. That’s extremely hard for me to believe because she seems like someone that tries her best to be normal, at least at home. She’s down for her man, so I bet she’s down for her baby.
I’m gonna go ahead and say this story is BS, especially since InTouch reported it, and they haven’t said anything accurate in approximately 6 years.*
Somewhere in a $108,000 outfit, upon hearing the news that Blue Ivy’s diaper is only changed once every two hours, and her baby bracelet was cubic zirconia instead of diamonds, Suri Cruise was seen laughing like this:
*not a scientific study
The Lorax with Zac Efron and Taylor Swift looks adorable!
How long until they start dating? She’d totally date him. I don’t think he’d date her, though…. but I could be wrong.
“This one goes out to Tim Tebow” – Katy Perry, my HERO.
Right when Katy Perry was getting divorced, there were rumors it happened because Russel Brand didn’t take her and her family’s faith seriously. CUE RUMORS STATING SHE’S DATING TIM TEBOW. Then those died off, because obviously Tim Tebow wouldn’t date a heathen like Katy Perry….
But Katy obviously had some fun with it last night, by dedicating her song Peacock to Tim at her first concert since the split, Mark Cuban’s DIRECTV Super Saturday Night party.
There’s not video of the shout-out yet, but if you haven’t heard the song…. maybe you should take a listen to appreciate why I love Katy so much:
via US Magazine
5 year old doesn’t want to get married until she has a job first. SO CUTE.
This little girl is smart, it took me a long time to figure this out :-P
John Mayer is participating (and encouraging) Jim Carey’s crazy. I am disappoint.
Watch a video of the collaboration here!
It’s been a while since I’ve had any John Mayer news. He’s got his own category on the blog…. Hubby #1: John Mayer. I’m sad that I’m even writing about this, or posting the ridiculous video. THIS SHOULDN’T BE HAPPENING. My future husband shouldn’t be doing this low budget crap. It’s embarrassing. I’m embarrassed for him. Talented, hot, sane people like John Mayer should not be hanging out with midlife crisis lunatics such as Jim Carey. OR playing the background music for their weird art videos. Jim Carey’s art looks like the stuff I used to draw on my binder with gel pens in Bible class when I’d zone out.
Do you think maybe Jim just invited John over, and was like, “hey man, play something for me!” when they were hanging out? And then John started playing and Jim was like, “Dude I’m just gonna record you real fast!” and John felt pressured because he was in that awkward situation where he doesn’t want to say no and stop playing immediately because then Jim would know he’d be embarrassed for the world to see that they hang out. So he just played to be a nice guy, and now Jim is calling John his muse, and using John’s music as background music to his cray art video?
I bet that’s what happened. At least that’s what I’m going to tell myself happened.
Video of dogs sticking their heads out windows. IN SLOW MOTION.
Everything is better in slow motion.
Was totally expecting this “Angelina Jolie lookalike” to look nothing like her. WRONG. WRONG WRONG WRONG. This is creepy.
She’s like a HOTTER version of Angelina Jolie.
Things girls do on the internet…. this is 100% me.
My friend Morgan just sent this to me and was like “Bethany, I feel like you’ll like this” and yes, yes I like it. Please send me things you think I’ll like. It makes my job easier. With that said….
That is 99% me while I’m on the internet. Except when I see a butt I’m jealous of, I google “How to get _________’s butt” instead of writing my butt a note. I also don’t subscribe to lesbian websites, or obsess over tumblr. I don’t even have a tumblr. And I stalk people WAY more on Facebook. Like, out of that 2 minutes, 1 minute and 55 seconds should’ve been stalking people on Facebook, and then she could squeeze the rest of it into the last 5 seconds. And that would be accurate.
“I acceppptttttttt so I can stalk your pictures!” – me
UGLY EYEBROW ALERT. Courtney Stodden loves the “bold” look
Not that I expected more from her, but Courtney Stodden (MY FAVORITE TRAINWRECK) went on Dr. Drew’s show (Dr. Drew has a show?) to prove her boobs aren’t fake. I could’ve told you that, I’ve never thought they were fake. They’re just average sized boobs in a bra that’s 3 times too big filled with push up inserts (you can see those here)
But anyway, her brows were out to play. Thanks to Kristina for sending me this, pretty intense stuff, hahaha.
See… DO YOU SEE THE CHICKEN CUTLET IN THE BOTTOM? And her boobs don’t fill the suit. That’s call AN OPTICAL ILLUSION, Y’ALL.
Urban Dictionary Word of the Day: Tebowing
(copped that video from my buddy Robby, who sells some pretty baller t-shirts here.)
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