hahahahahaha
“I’d love to park my heart somewhere….preferably with running water.”
These dudes got drunk and stole a penguin from Sea World. Yes, really.
The story was cool until the end when I found out that they released him into a CANAL instead of giving him back. WTF you assholes!
This is one of my favorite Mad Men scenes ever. So hawkward.
MAD MEN SEASON 5 PREMIER WAS AMAAAAZING. I am happy to say Don and Megan are still together. They’re married now (I’m a little sad they didn’t show the wedding on film… I wanted to see how Betty handled that).
This week Megan performed Zou Bisou Bisou for Don at his surprise birthday party. It’s charming, and courageous, and oh so awkward. I could never, ever, do that. But good for her. His face at the first moment she starting singing is PRICELESS. It’s like, “WTF. Well, I guess this is OK because you’re incredibly hot.”
Who else is with me that Megan might be the first girl to break Don’s heart? He’s finally met his match…. which means shit will go down, I’m sure! Maybe she’ll cheat on him, or leave him or something. We’ll have to see, the writers of this show always surprise me!
I’m a little bit obsessed with this teeny bopper pop song
This is Carly Rae Jepson…. a Canadian (GASP!) that Justin Bieber just signed to his record label. And yes, apparently Justin Bieber has a record label now.
But yeah, basically ummmmm THIS IS GONNA BE MY NEW SHOWER ANTHEM. At least for this week while I make myself hate the song by playing it 400 times on repeat until the sound of it makes me die a little inside.
That video up there is the original video…. once it got 25 MILLLLLION views on YouTube, they made a *legit* video, one that actually features the girl singing it…… not that that’s important or anything. You can watch that one down here.
CRUSH ALERT: ALL-TIME HIGH
d’awwwwwww. He really was blushing hahaha
And yes, I just d’aww-ed about a video where Zac Efron talks about dropping a condom. DEAL WITH IT.
Tricycle drifting.
Ryan, if you read this blog, I can imagine you doing something stupid like this.
That is all.
SIT YOUR WHORE ASS DOWN!!! (NSFW)
I love public transportation drama. They make for the best viral videos.
Anyway, this skank got told. That’s about it.
Street vendor makes amazing dragon lollipop art for $.50
Whoa. Watch this video. It’s crazy! That is truly art. I can’t believe it stays together. In the YouTube comments, someone said:
The man says he charges 3 kuai for the small and 5 kuai for the large ones!
THATS 50 CENTS AND 80 CENTS!
Isn’t that AMAZING? I’d pay like, $20 for one of those in New York! Someone should learn how to do this around here, hahaha.
via The Daily What
Dog and cat are best friends, give each other adorable massages.
oooooommmmmgggggggggg. I died. I am dead.
Here’s a perfect example showing we all really CAN get along.
I’m looking at you, Republican primary candidates. Oh wait, those are all rats. HAAAAAA I GOT JOKES, FOLKS!
This guy is paralyzed from his waist down, but you’d never know it considering he’s a CIRQUE DU SOLEIL performer
Inspirational Motivational of the Day: Cirque du Soleil performer Dergin Tokmak, who became paralyzed from the waist down after contracting polio as a child, performs one of his incredible, inspirational solo crutch-dance routines.
via The Daily What via Reddit
Oh my gosh, Jennifer Aniston’s boyfriend has a personality!!!
You guys! I’ve seen so many pictures of Justin Theroux and he’s become such a regular fixture in the gossip magazines that I have basically forgotten that I know ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ABOUT HIM and I’ve never heard him talk!
He was on Ellen and… well…. just watch the video. It’s adorable and I love him now. I’m 99.9999% sure they will get married, because I would marry him.
You’d be surprised what you can do with a well placed thumb
AMERICAN REUNION. I’m pumped. This brings me back to when I was 11 and watched American pie without my parent’s permission and didn’t get half of the jokes. Good times, good times.
Eeeeeee! First snipper from John Mayer’s new single, Shadow Days, released!
John Mayer‘s first single off his upcoming album Born and Raised has finally been announced… it’s called “Shadow Days.” I like it, and I’m glad he’s back to singing about love. Here’s a 60 second snippet….
I hate that he used the phrase “it sucks” in his lyrics, because that’s sh*t sounds super low budget to me… but there are worse things in life. At least he didn’t say “crunk” or something.
What do you think about my hubby’s new song? His music usually has to grow on me, though.
This hamster is cray.
This hamster goes crazy every time his owner plays music and does backflips. d’aw.
I want to be this guy’s friend.
Basically, if I could give you a visual representation of the people I like to be friends with…. this would be it. This kid gives zero fucks and I appreciate that about him.
Crazy ass gymnast monkey tries to get into a bro fight at the zoo with a tall dude
According to YouTuber NRucker5, he was told by a manager at the Memphis Zoo’s cafe that the alpha male monkey in a nearby enclosure felt threatened by him because he’s a tall male, and suggested he go stand with his back to the Plexiglas to provoke an “attack.”
HAHAHAHAHA HOLY CRAP I was not expecting that. That monkey is a bad ass, and makes me feel like every human, even the best of athletes, is totally inferior.
At what point in the evolutionary process did it become beneficial for us to lose the ability to swing around and launch ourselves at our enemies? If I could do that I would totally launch myself at everyone, all the time, and then eat their faces off. Just kidding that’s gross, but I’d launch myself at people for sure.
via The Daily What
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