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I love this picture.

Ya’an, China — Jeremy Browne, British minister of state for the foreign and commonwealth office, poses with a giant panda at the Ya’an Bifengxia base of the China Conservation and Research Centre for the Giant Panda. Two giant pandas from the facility will be shipped to Britain, where they’ll stay for 10 years. It’s the first time China has sent pandas to Britain since 1974.

Occupy attention whores are part of a SERIOUS MOVEMENT, you guise.

*rolls eyes*

This will get a lot accomplished.

via reddit


POLITICAL CREEPSTER OF THE DAY: Gaddafi had a scrap book full of Condoleezza Rice photos, probably to fap to.


The story goes like this: a bunch of rebels in Libya broke into Gaddafi’s compound after he fled. They did the usual breaking and entering routine…….1) destroy stuff by setting it on fire, 2) take pictures on ornate furniture paid for by stealing money from citizens, and 3) publicly humiliate Gaddafi by showing the world he forgot to take his fapping scrapbook full of Condi Rice pictures when he fled. Awkward.

Apparently Gaddafi had a thing for Condi Rice. Back in 2007 he had an interview with Al-Jazeera and said about Condi:

Support my darling black African woman. I admire and am very proud of the way she leans back and gives orders to the Arab leaders… Leezza, Leezza, Leezza. … I love her very much. I admire her and I’m proud of her because she’s a black woman of African origin.

This is pretty much the creepiest thing I’ve ever heard. I mean……………yeah. There’s not much I can say here. He is an evil man, AND he has a scrap book full of Condoleezza Rice photos to fap to. Can you imagine Condi’s aid walking in to tell her it hit the news? I’m sure it went something like this:

“Ms. Rice, I need to speak with you immediately.”
“I’m on a call right now.”
“It’s important.”
“How important?”
“Pictures-of-you-being-used-as-masturbating-material-by-Gaddafi important.”
“Mr. President, I’m going to have to call you back.”

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(Also, I seriously CAN’T STOP THINKING about Jack Donaghy and 30 Rock. So I included this hilarious video of Condi putting Jack’s flute skills to shame. If you don’t watch 30 Rock, you wouldn’t understand. But if you watch 30 rock……I know, right?)

via MSNBC via Buzzfeed


Most honest review on Yelp I’ve ever seen. “Was murdered here. Would not recommend.”

via The Daily What


Crazy ex-husbands do crazy things. Even when they’re the mayor of Quebec.

Everyone always says, “bitches be crazy!” and I’m not going to disagree with you (because I’m 100% crazy and admit it) but it needs to be noted that guys are just as, if not more so, crazy. Case and point via The Daily What:

Quipping that Isabelle Prevost, to whom he was married for ten years until they divorced in 2010, always wanted “a big rock,” Mayor Dany Larivière personally drove a 20-tonne boulder inscribed with the words “happy birthday Isa” to her house, and dumped it on her driveway.

“This is for all you’re doing to me” read a second inscription referencing the heavy financial toll the divorce has taken on Lariviere.

“I took a rock from one of my quarries and I brought it to her place with a little message and a nice ribbon, just like a real gift,” Lariviere is quoted as saying.

The rock has since been removed, and police are investigating the situation ahead of possible harassment charges.


From my dad’s Facebook:

“Dave Ramsey sums it up: “If the US Government was a family, they would be making $58,000 a year, they spend $75,000 a year, & are $327,000 in credit card debt. They are currently proposing BIG spending cuts to reduce their spending to $72,000 a year. These are the actual proportions of the federal budget & debt, reduced to a level that we can understand.”


Obama can add baby whisperer to his resume

Obama, WHAT CAN’T HE DO?


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