Photoshooped

These are models. Not dolls. Yeah. CREEEEPPPYYYY

Photographer and image retouched Hayden Wood created a project called Living Dolls that makes models into…. well…. dolls. That male model is un-freaking-real! The only way these pictures would look better is if the clothes looked more… Barbie-ish. My barbie had plastic shoes and Velcro clothes! But otherwise… yeah…. creepy.

via PetaPixel


Annie Leibovitz photoshops the Kardashians

What in the hell did they do to Khloe in that last picture? Kim’s head looks gigantic, Khloe was obviously shrunken so she doesn’t look big compared to her sisters that are obviously much tinier than she is.

The last picture looks like they were taken individually and then photoshopped together, no? Weird.


I don’t know how you made that baby fly, but it’s pretty neat anyway.

Photographer/mom Rachel Hulin created a project called The Flying Series starring her son, Henry, flying. She won’t give much information about how she has created the photos… but she will say at least this much… she doesn’t throw him in the air!:

I never throw him, and I never move him into a place in the frame that he wasn’t in to begin with. I like Henry to fly the way he feels like it, I never pose him in a specific way. Sometimes he’s graceful and sometimes he’s a little hunchback. I think telling you more would ruin it.

Well, that’s reassuring. I am curious how she did it, but honestly I think not knowing will allow me to enjoy it more. It’s just like when you really want to know how a magician did his trick, and then when you find out, you’re like… wtf! This isn’t cool anymore! So I’m afraid if Rachel reveals her secret, the flying babby won’t be all that sweet anymore.

Ah, who am I kidding. It’s freaking adorable and will be cute no matter what!

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Behold the power of Photoshop

Some hilarious person photoshopped the Vampire Diaries Entertainment Weekly cover into this. And frankly, I think it’s better this way. Well done, whoever did that…. well done.


What celebrities would look like if they moved to Oklahoma

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I LOVE THEM ALL SO MUCH. I think Pamela Anderson is my favorite, though. Or Ashlee Simpson.

Thanks to Jillie for sending this to me…. it made my day!


Madonna just got an UGLY EYEBROW RED CARD. Also, photoshop is officially a weapon.

GAAAAAHHHHH BURN IT!!! BURN IT WITH FIRE!

Part of me thinks both sides of this photo are photoshopped… because there’s obviously no way the left isn’t messed with… but does Madonna really look like that (the right) unphotoshopped? That’s …. terrifying. What happened to her eyebrows? And who chose that unfortunate shade? Also, why would you COMPLETELY change someone’s eye color? Weirdos. At least her awesome cheek crease is legit. GOOD FOR HER.


I make ALL OF THESE FACES when I’m reading message boards online, especially ones about politics or fat chicks.


Something is wrong with this picture. Can you see it?

Total photoshop fail, Vogue.

NSFW full photo available after the jump!

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New Harry Potter photoshop wizardry makes Harry look like Rachel Dratch

The newest Harry Potter poster was photoshopped to Hogwarts and back into A CRAZY DISASTER. What’d they do to his face! He looks like a mixture between Rachel Dratch’s Debbie Downer character and a kid with a lazy eye.


Kim Kardashian has weird upper abs.

Am I the only person that notices Kim’s weird upper abs? Also, they did something super weird to her face. Or maybe it’s her mouth. I’m not sure…. she looks really weird, though.


In other news:

via Daily Mail


You think Tina Fey’s daugther has swag? I think JON STEWART’S daughter has swag.


I recently I blogged about Tina Fey’s daughter running and how it had turned into a photoshop meme. I hope it was education for everyone.

Then the other day I saw this picture of Jon Stewart’s daughter, Maggie Rose, running on Perez Hilton and it cracked me up.

I NEEDED TO JOIN THEM TOGETHER. So…. here you go. I used my rudimentary photoshop skills to join together these two amazing kids (along with some of my other favorite memes) to bring enjoyment to everyone here.

Hopefully this becomes a meme and I can be like “I CREATED THAT MEME!”

MAGGIE > ALICE

Let’s make it happen, people. Comment with any funny photoshops of your own, or comment to make fun of mine. THAT WORKS TOO.

Here you go:


Lady Gaga photoshopped herself into a motorcycle for her album cover. REVOLUTIONARY.

OH MY GOD YOU ARE SO AMAZING, I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU ARE CREATIVE ENOUGH TO PHOTOSHOP YOURSELF INTO A MOTORCYCLE. Were you born that way? I… I THINK I GET IT. This has something to do with marriage equality, I think.

UPDATE: This thread over on Reddit had some hilarious photoshops I needed to share. Here are some of my favorite album covers from other DIVAS

And some else pointed out how similar it is to a photo Beyonce was in recently…. COPY CAT again.


Basset Hounds with Steve Buscemi eyes running

Yesterday I talked about Steve Buscemi Eyes being photoshopped onto celebrities, and a few weeks back I posted a photo gallery of Basset Hounds running. Someone combined those 2 things into the ultimate internet image gallery. I give you….. Basset Hounds with Steve Buscemi eyes running.


Best. Website. EVAR. = Chicks with Steve Buscemi Eyes.

BEST WEBSITE EVER = Blahbethany.com

2ND BEST WEBSITE EVER = Chicks With Steve Buscemeyes

Here is Steve Buscemi:


Here are a bunch of celebrities with his eyes photoshopped onto their face:

I also decided to photoshop my senior picture with Steve Buscemi eyes (and yes I’m aware my photoshop skills are amazing… I couldn’t find a template so I worked with my pathetic skill set).


Russell Brand looks BEAUTIFUL. And terrifying. But still, beautiful.


Photoshop induced nightmare fuel


Jennifer Aniston photoshop toe fail. Or should I say hoof fail?

What happened to her index toe (that’s what I like to call it) and her big doe? They formed together to make hoof babby.


Hardcore Michael Cera. Is it weird I’m strangely attracted to him now?


Contrary to popular belief, I did NOT photoshop the New York Post’s crappy cover.

But someone from Fark.com probably did.


I know the situation in Egypt isn’t funny, but…. THIS is funny.

Why is he wearing bread on his head? I do not know. I am glad he did, though.


If Best Picture Movie Posters Told The Truth


Jennifer Aniston talks crap about the hairstyle that made her famous.

Jennifer Aniston is looking especially photoshopped on Allure‘s February cover. Surprisingly, what made me blog this is not A) the photoshop madness, B) her Kim Kardashian lips, which means they’re the same color as her face… C) her amazing eyebrows…. or even D) the stupid wigs they made her wear.

What made me blog about it is the trash talking she did in the interview. For once she wasn’t talking crap about Angelina Jolie. She talked crap about THE RACHEL. Yep, you heard me. Jennifer Aniston is dissing the hairstyle that made her famous.

I love Chris [McMillan, her hairstylist], and he’s the bane of my existence at the same time because he started that damn Rachel, which was not my best look. How do I say this? I think it was the ugliest haircut I’ve ever seen. What I really want to know is, how did that thing have legs? Let’s just say I’m not a fan of short, layered cuts on me personally, so I don’t love revisiting that particular era.

DUH. We all know it’s ugly. But that doesn’t mean you can talk like that, Rachel! You’re still Rachel to us. You’re still that haircut. If you diss the haircut, then to us you’re just Brad Pitt’s ex-wife. Doesn’t “actress that started The Rachel” sound like a lot better? I think so, too.

Also, on a complete side-note, is it just me or does Jennifer look very similar to Rielle Hunter in a few of these photos, especially the ones with the wigs? Maybe it’s the chin.

So, Jennifer, the lesson we’ve learned here, is don’t bite the hand the feeds you. And by hand, I mean hair. The lesson is also to make sure they don’t photoshop your face to the point that you look like… well, that.



Jon Hamm =/= Superman :’(

First of all, aren’t I SUPER GOOD AT PHOTOSHOP? It’s PERFECT!

My boo Jon Hamm has been a front runner for the upcoming reboot of Superman, and on the lips of bloggers everywhere, including myself. Sadly I meant that whole “lips” thing figuratively. We’re all secretly hoping he’ll take a small break from Mad Men to suit up and save the world. Small being the key word, I don’t want him to be gone for too long.

Josh Horowitz, who is my favorite interviewer of all time, caught up to Jon Hamm at the Critic’s Choice Movie Awards and asked him about the rumors. Unfortunately, Jon shot down our hopes and dreams by saying, “unless Superman’s power was the power of being really old,” he’s not suited for the role. He also mentions he hasn’t been approached by Zack Snyder, who is going to be directing that. My hope is he’s staying quiet intentionally, and him and Zack are secretly planning the BEST SUPERMAN EVARRRRR.


Creepy face switching photoshop witchcraft.


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