Mass posting of cute animal stuff!!
Try not to laugh at that. IMPOSSIBLE, right? I laughed for like 20 seconds. The feet are the best part.
“I look like a Jersey Skank and I love it” JERSEY SHORE SEASON FIVE TRAILER, bitches!
WAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! Looks like the same ‘ol drama, just different location. I’m excited to see what new revelation Mike has about Snooki? They literally from straight from Italy to the house. No stopping anywhere else, which is why I think they threw them a surprise party with their family (where they all cried). So I don’t know where he’d get any new juicy drama to reveal. Maybe he saved a few tricks up his sleeve for a new season? Who knows.
And for no reason at all, here’s a GIF of Ronnie putting on chapstick:
Anyway, AS USUAL it looks amazing. So here’s the trailer, the show premiers January 5! Enjoy:
Our favorite virgin couple describe what their wedding night will be like. Even more awkwardness.
If you missed my first post about this couple, Shanna and Ryan, from TLC’s upcoming show The Virgin Diaries, please educate yourself here. Then come back, because you DO NOT want to miss this. Well, maybe you do. I dunno…
I have a feeling this is going to be my new favorite show. And I’m so f*cking excited (no pun intended). I’m DEFINITELY going to be live-blogging this…. because seriously? OMGGGG. Just watch the video. ;laskdjf;aslkdfj;aksdjf;aklsdjf;alskdjf;aksdjf ;alksdj f;lak df;alksdfj;akdjlsf. My favorite part, and the part that was painfully awkward to watch, was them talking about…what…. they’ll…. be doing:
“I think that you should take a shower first, and then I’ll take a shower, and then I’ll put on my lingerie, and I’ll come into the room,” Shanna suggests
“And I’ll have a surprise waiting for you,” adds Ryan. [bethany: HIS PENIS. I think he means his penis.]
“We’ll have our robes on………….we’ll slowly take our robes of……………..then do foreplay………and then have sex,” says Shanna.
BWAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA. It’s just SOOOOO. AWKWARD. Also, I’m pretty sure Shanna lost her virginity on that Seesaw. Just sayin’.
I hope everyone watches this with me THIS SUNDAY at 9 PM EST….. on TLC. You can follow my live blogging on Twitter, or here on the website… I’ll be doing it (ha. I said “doing it”) both places.
All my cute animal stuff lumped into one post
As usual, there’s a bunch of cute animal pictures on my computer desktop and I haven’t found a time to post them. So here you go, all lumped into one cute little package. Try not to overdose on the cuteness
If you don’t know how the internet works, it goes something like this.
That really is how it works, isn’t it?
Courtney Stodden was kicked out of a pumpkin patch for dressing like a street walker.
17 year old Courtney Stodden, my favorite teen train wreck, was kicked out of a pumpkin patch this week for her wearing cowgirl prostitute Halloween costume in front of children. That’s what it was, right?…….a Halloween costume? Oh wait, that’s what she actually wears out in public? MY BAD.
Her and her husband (YES, she’s married) Doug Hutchison, were actually both kicked out because they made a spectacle of themselves for the paparazzi. They are trying to get a reality show (and failing) so I’m guessing they are trying to seem somehow relevant by being photographed
I don’t blame the pumpkin patch for kicking her out since, you know… PUMPKIN PATCHES ARE FOR CHILDREN AND FAMILIES. And seeing her dressed like that could permanently scar them for life. Although Courtney does have an argument to stay since she’s still legally a child *glares at Doug Hutchison*
I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS IS REAL LIFE. What is wrong with America? More importantly, what is wrong with me for 1) caring about this and 2) actually admitting I care and 3) admitting I care on my blog to thousands of people? I should be ashamed of myself. You guys too, since you’re still reading it and enabling my addiction to this crap.
MORE PHOTOS AFTER THE JUMP!
Sorry for sucking at blogging, here’s a bunch of cute animal GIFs as an apology!
Sorry I suck at blogging for the last week, I’ve been crazy busy. It’ll get better I swear. While you’re waiting, please enjoy all these animal GIFs as an apology! It’ll pick up after this weekend, I swear…
More after the jump!
This was my favorite moment of this week’s Jersey Shore episode.
I actually felt for Sitch at this particular moment. He’s on that show to be entertaining. But getting the shit beat of out you, getting home from the hospital, and no one caring can’t feel that good.
Poor guy.
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