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I am obsessed with…

These two 7-year-olds have been dating for THREE YEARS. I’m a failure at life!

D’awwwwwwwwww, this is so cute, guys! It’s also extremely depressing, because at the age of 7 they’ve already surpassed my longest relationship. They’ve been together for THREE YEARS! And by “together” I mean they have play dates. But whatever. SAME THING. How cute is it that he’s wearing a suit? The answer is “SUPER CUTE.” via Vimeo:

Levi and Jasmine have been together since they were four. They have the chemistry of an old married couple. Levi says she is bossy and she is. But, as we all know, the Beebs needs bossy.


Blake Lively covers July’s Glamour Magazine looking stunning as usual.

Florence Welch (of Florence and the Machine) interviewed her. They’ve been great friends for a while, and Blake has been attending their shows from the beginning. Anyway, here are some cute moments of the interview:

On being her own stylist:
“I think I became my own stylist by not knowing any better. And once I was told it was time to get one, I thought: This is one of my favorite hobbies! And I’m going to pay someone to steal my hobby from me? That’s a terrible idea!”

On getting ready for an event:
“I like it to be easy. I don’t feel like I have to do so much with hair and makeup, because I’m the mannequin for these beautiful clothes, so I never want to do anything too distracting. Most of the time, I put my hair in a ballerina bun, and I take it down and it’s wavy, and then I leave. I feel shy when people are fussing on me. And my diet of choice before events is a chicken potpie from Tea & Sympathy, because they never have enough food at these things.”

Enjoy the photos and read the rest of the interview here!



I’m obsessed with…. BLAKE LIVELY’S RED HAIR

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I saw the headline “Blake goes red” and almost had a heart attack because I was very, very scared about seeing her ruin her perfectness, but the good news is she looks great. Very Mary Jane Watson, no? She’d be perfect in a Spiderman movie someday.

SHE EVEN HAS PRETTY HANDS/FINGERS. Why do some girls get it all? *sigh*

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What do you think? Do you like the blonde or the red better? I vote red!


Blake Lively covering Elle Singapore. LOVE this cover.

Could iiiiiiii pull off Sheer harem pants? No. Can she? Yes.


I am obsessed with…. Emma Stone and Ryan Gosling’s insane chemistry


eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

I can’t wait to see this. Please enjoy the recently released still for Crazy Stupid Love. Phenomenal, no? Ryan Gosling’s hotness overtakes my life. He’s basically my idea of physical perfection. He’s skinny hot. I love skinny hot guys.

I also love Emma Stone as much as I love Blake Lively. Emma isn’t a “try hard” celebrity like Blake, though. She is talented and doesn’t need to flash her underwear to make news. She get roles without being in tabloids all the time. SHE MAKES MOVIES. She’s always on set. She’s always working. She’s not dating, creating gossip, etc.

So yeah, I don’t write about her as much, but that doesn’t mean I don’t love her until the ends of the earth. She can do no wrong in my eyes.

Here’s a trailer if you haven’t seen it yet. I can already tell the chemistry between then is AMAZING. I love her “SERIOUSLY? It’s like you’re photoshopped!” moment.


I am obsessed with…. Zach Galifianakis’ May GQ cover shoot!

I am loving Zach Galifianakis’ GQ cover shoot for the May issue. Super sexy! hahaha…

If you want to read some of his interview, click here. Oh wait, just kidding! There’s no interview, they just tell you to buy the May issue. So, uhhh… buy the May issue!

Otherwsie, enjoy his stunning photoshoot here!



I’m obsessed with… this Jessica Simpson bag! Halp me find it :(

I am calling upon the supreme power of my female readers, and all the redirects I get from Google (probably from people trying to find this bag, too!)…. I NEED HELP FINDING THIS BAG!!

This weekend I was at the airport flying back from Hilton Head and I saw a girl carrying this bag (the one Jessica is holding). It is much cuter in person. I’m officially obsessed and want to buy it now. I looked online and she only has a bunch of ugly bags on her website (if you don’t believe me, click here. Super fug, right?). I can’t find them ANYWHERE!!! All I can find is that it was part of her Spring 2010 collection and it’s the “Stripe” line.

I can’t find any of these bags anywhere! I have looked on eBay, Macy’s, her website, iOffer, Google Shopping… everywhere. I’m desperate! I don’t care where I buy it from… but if anyone has a lead… please email me (over there —>) or leave a comment. I want one badly. I will probably be obsessive compulsive about this until I can find one. Sigh. This makes me sad.


I’m obsessed with… Blake Lively (but I’m putting a week’s worth of news into one post!)

I know you guys don’t love Blake as much as I do. You also know I DON’T CAREEEE. But I am willing to meet in the middle and combine my obsessions from this week of Blake news into one post. (more…)


Lovvvvve her. Don’t care what you think!


I’m obsessed with…. Blake Lively (as usual!)

Blake Lively looking perfect as usual in a Marchesa dress and Briad Atwood shoes. I’m suprised at two things… #1 she’s not wearing Louboutins and #2 she’s tan. YOU GO, GIRLFRAN!


*brain explodes from awesomeness*


I am obsessed with… Ke$ha’s Benjamin Button bikini bod!

Ke$ha’s face is in the present, but her Benjamin Button body started at age 100 and is reversing back in time. It’s now 80 years old and hates her.

I’m well aware that you’ll all probably probably hate my guts for posting these photos, but I’m willing to take that risk because I felt these photos needed to see the light of day. Yes, her unfortunate body shape has been well documented on my blog… but these photos were in a class of their own. The Superficial had over 50 photos, and I chose my favorite, least flattering ones because I am mean like that. AT LEAST HER FACE LOOKS PRETTY (in some of them)!


I am obsessed with…. Pink’s fat kid face.


Pink got her hairs cut and showed up to the premier of The Lincoln Lawyer looking like….. that. Then she tweeted this:

Let’s be honest……….. it’s not a good look for her. It gives her fat girl face. BUT… she’s pregnant so that could also be contributing to the fuller face. Don’t get me wrong, I still think Pink is gorgeous and I personally feel she can do no wrong. But the eyebrows are awful, and the haircut isn’t very.. flattering?… to her face.


He lives in a trailer? ehhhhhh…. WHOA

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With the great response to my pirate ship bedroom blog, I searched the internet for an even more amazing bedroom and I found this guy’s trailer. You might be wondering, “A trailer? Really? How can that beat a pirate ship with a 2 story slide and drawbridge?” It just does!

Meet Matthew Hofmann. He lives in a trailer. Before you judge him, check out his trailer! It’s way nicer than anything you’ve probably lived in, myself included. It’s also eco-friendly and shiny!


“Many of my clients are in Santa Barbara, so after looking at some tiny yet still expensive condos and lofts, I purchased and remodeled a 1978, 25-foot Airstream trailer on a whim on Craigslist.”

“Material scraps from the Airstream, pictured above before the remodel, were sent to a recycling yard. That included hardware, braces, tracks, rods and plastic paneling.  All of the old appliances  and fixtures — refrigerator, oven, sink, toilet — were sold on Craigslist or donated.  That extended the life of old materials and prevented them from heading to the landfill.”

My words: I think it’s great he made the trailer green. All environmentally conscious men get extra points!

“For the new dining area, I replaced the existing tabletop with Cali Bamboo natural strand bamboo while reusing the table posts. The old tabletop was reconditioned and used as shelving in the cabinetry. The dinette doubles as a guest bed.”

“By removing the table posts and lowering the top to seat level, it also converts to what I call a media lounge where I can play movies on  my  27-inch iMac. The office printer is tucked into a custom-built pullout drawer under the bench. I sold my plasma TV, DVD player, audio receiver, seven-speaker surround sound, desktop PC, laptop computer, wireless home speaker system and portable radio.”

My words: I’m not gonna lie, I don’t think those beds look like they’d be very comfortable to sleep on (even when they’re extended) but I guess I can’t judge without trying it. But in reference to that media center… uhhhhh….WANT! That setup is amazing! If I won the lottery I’d spend a good $15k at the Apple store.

“The kitchen has a Moen stainless-steel sink with a Euro-modern 23-inch pull-out spray chrome faucet. New appliances include an Atwood Wedgewood three-burner propane stainless gas cooktop, Target countertop stainless-steel toaster oven and Norcold refrigerator.”

My words: Amazingly beautiful! I love the butcher block counters. The faucet seems a little over the top for a trailer, but hey… do your thing.

His words: “One of my favorite purchases was a Hafele Kessebohmer integrated pullout pantry system. Hafele also makes a very cool Moovit drawer box system and cutlery tray inserts. Those German designers know their driving machines and storage devices.

I’m 6-foot-4, so I designed a generous convertible bed using locally supplied, lightweight materials. I hired a seamstress to hand-sew Sunbrella indoor-outdoor fabric cushions from CushionsXpress. Underneath the bed is the original roll-up cabinets from Airstream. ArchiTech in-wall speakers sound like a high-fidelity surround-sound system.”

My words: Excuse me, The Germans? The Swedes have been doing it big in the storage department for years. Ikea, bro! :)

His words: “The bathroom was easily my greatest indulgence. Attractive, durable and sustainable custom-cut counter tops are by Custom Cali Natural Strand Bamboo. The shower was handcrafted with practical and pleasing curves using tiny glass tiles and a custom-built redwood shower pan. Water temperature and power are controlled through a Grohe Euphoria chrome fixture.

A14-inch glass vessel sink sits under a single-handle faucet. The room’s custom LED light has two-stage brightness, from ultra-low to high voltage. The towel bars, TP holder and other accessories were from the Grohe Essentials line.

My words: That bathroom is gorgeous. I love the tiling. It does seem cramped, but I like that he took the curtain and glass off the shower so it makes it feel bigger.


And here’s the handsome that built everything. WHAT’D I TELL YOU? He’s a catch! If you have questions or want to see more of  Matthew Hofmann’s designs visit his website  http://www.hofarc.com/category/blog/ and read more about his time on the road.

If you liked this bedroom, you might like my post about an amazing 258 square foot apartment! Please check it out and stumble it at the bottom :)


I’m obsessed with….. this dress


I’m obsessed with… this Drake and Jack Johnson mashup

Can’t stop listening to this.


I’m obsessed with…THIS PIRATE BEDROOM!

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I think we can all agree this is the COOLEST. BEDROOM. EVER. It was designed for a 6-year old who was able to choose between a castle, racecar, pirate ship, or space ship. I have to admit I probably would’ve gone for a castle design, but this is still insanely awesome.

The home features a huge hidden slide that runs the height of the home’s staircase, and plops you into the coolest pirate bedroom ever featuring a pirate ship that floats above the bedroom, and a jail.  Pretty sweet, right? Right.

In other news….. I’d like to throw a hail mary out there to the parents of this kid. WILL YOU ADOPT ME?

Here is the home’s mudroom. If you open up on of the lockers it reveals a hidden room with a slide entrance! If you go down it…

TA DAAAA! You have landed in the coolest bedroom ever.


This is the view of walking into the bedroom. The jail is on the right, as well as the ladder up to the drawbridge.

The rope bridge is connected to the top of the jail cell, built to accommodate evil doers, thieves and little sisters.


I love the detailing on the bottom of the bathroom floor. Hidden treasure! The room on the right is the closet. Sure, you can access it by walking in… but there’s also another way to access it!

Ta daaaaa!


Pretty cool, right? I think it’s great these people allow their kid to have such a cool experience. I wish I was that rich.

If you liked this bedroom, you might like my post about an amazing pirate home theater! Please check it out and stumble it at the bottom!


I’m obsessed with… Jessica Simpson’s natural makeup!

She should never wear another drop of makeup. She looks 10,000 times better without it. Although, it could be that “looks like she’s not wearing makeup but actually wearing makeup” tricky business… but the natural look is definitely good for her. I think she looks thinner, too. Thoughts?


I’m obsessed with… Vanessa Hudgens posing SUPER awkwardly

Honestly, I’m not sure why I like Vanessa Hudgens so much. She’s always hit or miss. She either looks drop dead gorgeous amazing perfect flawless stunning… orrrrrr she looks like poo poo. Her acting is pretty much always horrible, and most of her movies have bombed. The only successful ones have been High School Musical which were only successful because of my boo boo, Zac Efron.

Anyway, here are some photos of her posing at (I believe) Elton John’s post-Oscar party. Here, she’s lookin’ poo poo. I think this is supposed to be a booty pop picture, but … yeah… Not working.


I’m obsessed with…. Jennifer Aniston’s new blonde bob!


I’m obsessed with… this puffy coat! Who wore it better?

Who wore it best?

My opinion?

Sofia in a puffy coat > Megan in a puffy coat


Annnnnd it continues. Girl crush on Mila Kunis is in full effect.

Mila looked better than everyone at the SAG awards on Sunday. I missed it and have caught photos here and there. She’s truly stunning. To be completely honest I do wish she did something different with her makeup because it’s always the same… but we’re gonna forget about that and focus on her amazing dress and hair. And face. And overall gorgeousness.


I’m obsessed with….. red lips + red nails


PARTY IN THE O-S-U! Watch Jared Sullinger, Jon Diebler, and Aaron Craft sing Miley Cyrus. [LOL]

For no apparent reason, a few of our most talented Ohio State basketball players subjected themselves to public humiliation in the form of MILEY CYRUS. The good news is they messed up half the lyrics (I’m looking at you, Jared Sullinger), so it’s safe to say this isn’t their typical warm-up music, and we shouldn’t judge them for it.

My expert analysis? Jon Diebler is obviously the most talented singer on the team, Jared gets an A for effort but fails on lyrical accuracy, and Aaron Craft should probably retire from the music industry because that’s the worst singing I’ve heard in my entire life. Overall, no one would go to Hollywood. Stick to basketball.

P.S. 1:39 is my favorite moment. The focus, the determination, the passion! LOL he really gets into it.


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