This video is appropriately titled, “WERK” because girl can werk it. I’m confident she was a drag queen in a former life due to her being fierce as a hell.
This girl is TEN YEARS OLD and crazy. I stalked her a little on YouTube and she does all kinds of dances, not all of them are borderline hoochie and highly inappropriate for 10 year olds.
Her dance move at 1:55 reminded me of the fork in the garbage disposal dance, hahahaha. If you don’t know what I’m talking about, please see below (NSFW):
Dear future awkward little girl,
I can relate.
A currently awkward big girl
This literally made my day.
James Franco and his new lady friend, Ashley Benson (this is me pretending like I know who that is), for no reason at all, made this “music video.” He posted it to his WhoSay channel (again, this is me pretending like I know what that is) and took it down pretty quickly.
My bet is he’s afraid of the Beliebers……… which, if you didn’t know, are Justin Bieber fans. Fun fact: my website is belieber.wordpress.com, and I made it before Justin Bieber ever existed. And the reason for that is because my last name IS LIEB so people nicknamed me Belieber.
JUSTIN BIEBER STOLE MY NICKNAME. Not ok with it.
Ahhhhh it kills me.
I’m pretty sure EVERYONE’S favorite part of the wedding is seeing the groom’s reaction as the bride walks down the aisle and he sees her for the first time. A new trend is for this introduction to happen before the ceremony so that the bride and groom can hug it out, and more importantly capture the moment on camera/film so they remember it forever!
Apartment Therapy highlighted a do-it-yourselfer that custom built his kids an amazing treehouse. You can see that post here, and the actual creator document process here! I included the pictures in a slideshow at the bottom, it’s pretty dope. I want them to adopt me!
For those of you who don’t know how amazing my husband it, here is a glimpse.
He has almost single-handedly remodeled our house, room by room, over the last 7 years.
We still have a few more projects in the house, but he was persuaded to work outside this time on a treehouse for our kids.
I always wanted a treehouse as I was growing up and never got the chance to have one, so when he told our kids last year that he would build one for them, I made him deliver on that promise!
It took him a bit longer than expected because he is a perfectionist and a beautiful designer, so it evolved as he built it.
But, the end result was definitely worth it. The kids are thrilled and I am so proud of him.
I documented the process with my iphone, but took some final photos with my good camera, both at night and daytime.
I LOVE HIDDEN ROOMS. And a Narnia room, no less? Uhhh yeah, I hope these people adopt me. This would be up there with like….a Harry Potter playroom under the stairs.
Apparently they found out there was some extra underutilized space next to their daughter’s bedroom, so they finished it, and made it into a hidden room that she could only access via her wardrobe.
Except for that tacky ass ring, that’s probably made of pink diamonds and worth a million dollars. But whatever, it’s still ugly. But she’s so pretty I don’t care.
So, I was homeschooled until 6th grade. So a lot of you probably don’t appreciate the homeschool Harold meme as much as I do…. but seriously, this is awesome. And surprisingly accurate:
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I’ve been searching for a good weekender bag for a while. I just stumbled upon this one for $335.50, and it’s way more than I can afford, but it’s AWESOME. It’s like a suitcase AND a weekender bag, all in one. Ball-er.
It’s technically a men’s bag, since the website I found it on is called Gent Supply Co, hahaha. But whatever. LUGGAGE IS UNISEX.
So, if I have any rich readers out there that want to buy it for me….. BLAHBETHANY@GMAIL.COM hahaha. Until then, I shall gawk at it from afar.
“If you don’t respond to my text message quickly, you don’t really love me!!!” – every psycho girl everywhere (including me)
Stole this from Leah Bia’s Pinterest… love it.
HAHA. this story makes me laugh. I WANT ONE!!! No seriously, I want one. My company is being cheap and not buying people calendars this year, so I need one for my desk. Someone get on that!
New York pizza joint L’asso has unveiled its 2012 pizza calendar, “Pizza is My Lover,” which features “12 months of sexy pizza pinups plus a pull out CENTERFOLD!”
The above photo is a sultry beach pose, worth of a Victoria’s Secret swimsuit model like Marissa Miller, except I’m pretty sure I think the pizza looks better, and makes me feel tingly all over.
I hope they release a full sized poster that I can put on my ceiling and stare at before I go to bed at night.
via The Daily What
If you missed my first post about this couple, Shanna and Ryan, from TLC’s upcoming show The Virgin Diaries, please educate yourself here. Then come back, because you DO NOT want to miss this. Well, maybe you do. I dunno…
I have a feeling this is going to be my new favorite show. And I’m so f*cking excited (no pun intended). I’m DEFINITELY going to be live-blogging this…. because seriously? OMGGGG. Just watch the video. ;laskdjf;aslkdfj;aksdjf;aklsdjf;alskdjf;aksdjf ;alksdj f;lak df;alksdfj;akdjlsf. My favorite part, and the part that was painfully awkward to watch, was them talking about…what…. they’ll…. be doing:
“I think that you should take a shower first, and then I’ll take a shower, and then I’ll put on my lingerie, and I’ll come into the room,” Shanna suggests
“And I’ll have a surprise waiting for you,” adds Ryan. [bethany: HIS PENIS. I think he means his penis.]
“We’ll have our robes on………….we’ll slowly take our robes of……………..then do foreplay………and then have sex,” says Shanna.
BWAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA. It’s just SOOOOO. AWKWARD. Also, I’m pretty sure Shanna lost her virginity on that Seesaw. Just sayin’.
I hope everyone watches this with me THIS SUNDAY at 9 PM EST….. on TLC. You can follow my live blogging on Twitter, or here on the website… I’ll be doing it (ha. I said “doing it”) both places.
Ahhhhhh, HOLY CRAP, IT LOOKS SO GOOD!!!!!!! The first full-length trailer for The Hunger Games was released, man oh man. I got chills like 4 times watching it.
The film is set in the future (but not too cliche futuristic) where the US is split into districts. Every so often they have “Hunger Games” where one boy and girl from each district fight to the death.
If you haven’t read The Hunger Games trilogy, I suggest you do it before the movie comes out. I always like reading books before a movie. But if you’re one of those lazy people that only wants to see the movies, here’s the trailer for the first book of the trilogy, The Hunger Games.
It stars Jennifer Lawrence, Liam Hemsworth, and Josh Hutcherson. Amazingly enough, it seems like the movies will be better than the books, which is rare, but not surprising considering the books aren’t very well written. I’d compare them to Twilight in that the story and characters are very interesting, but the author doesn’t have a very strong voice. It’s very elementary at times, the characters lack depth, there are plot holes, some events are extremely predictable, etc. Maybe a director and screenwriter will be able to expand on the story and characters to make it more interesting? We’ll see. It’s also SUCH a visual story. A lot of reading the book requires imagination. It’ll probably make the story much more interesting to see it actually like………..on the screen. The whole battle grounds and some of the scenes.
I LOVE the casting of Liam and Jennifer, but Josh doesn’t seem like he’s a fit for Peeta? We’ll have to see. Anyway, who’s excited about this? I sure am!!
My new favorite thing to do on the internet is to look at people trying to duplicate Beyonce’s music video choreography. I’ve spent the last half hour in the waiting room YouTubing this stuff and it’s basically the most amazing thing ever. From what I can tell, they mostly fall into three categories:
First category, the people that think they’re amazing, but they’re not. This particular girl has like…. 20 Beyonce dancing videos. Each of them are equally as fierce as this one (read: they suck just as bad)…. have fun watching them all:
Second category, the gay men who can’t dance either, but at least get points for at least being fabulous:
Third category, these ones are more rare, but then there’s the people that are actually amazing.
My favorite part?:
“I can’t fabish how rude and f*cked up you can be to people”
Then the video’s info said:
I want this. I don’t even know if you can buy it anymore, of if it’s still sold. I found it on Odes’ blog. I think it’s a men’s bag. But someone should find it. And buy it for me. That’d be swell. Thanks.
Someone with a LOT of time on their hands created the Ultimate Nerd Guide to NYC. Completely with a graphic map, and Google Maps link which you can scope out each each location here!
I visit NYC often because my family lives there, so it looks like I’ll have to bring this along with me next time I go. There are some super nerdy locations I’d love to see, like Peter Parker’s apartment, The Avengers headquarters, Ghostbusters headquarters, Ninja Turtle headquarters, Men in Black headquarters……. pretty neat stuff. Kudos to whoever has ABSOLUTELY NO LIFE and compiled this list.
I was reading this article during my lunch break about how some teenagers’ brains don’t develop correctly and it is supposedly the cause for a lot of behavioral problems. At least I think that’s what the article said, to be honest I can’t remember because I’m currently experiencing Post Traumatic Stress Disorder from laying my eyes on this creature:
LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE TO YOU……….Vicky Pollard. I had to do some work to figure out who she is. The photo was linked in the article with little to no explanation. The caption was vague:
Yeah, but: Vicky Pollard-esque teens can’t be blamed for their behaviour
At least I got a name. VICKY POLLARD. After seeing the picture, I searched furiously for an explanation. WHO IS THIS CREATURE? How can I find out more about her? So I googled her to find out as much as I could, and found these beautiful images:
Unfortunately, after Googling her I found out that Vicky is a fictional character from a television show called Little Britain. This news was pretty devastating to me, because she has everything going for her. EVERYTHING! She has the body, the face, the notoriety. I planned on making her a regular fixture in my Celebrity Gossip section. But sadly, Vicky is actually named Matt Lucas. Can you believe it!? That beautiful woman is actually a man. The producers must have had used the most talented makeup/wardrobe in the industry to transform a man into such a convincing woman. I never would’ve guessed.
The fact that she’s not real doesn’t curb my obsession, though. I plan on YouTubing the SHIT out of her later. So, stay tuned. THIS IS NOT THE LAST YOU’LL SEE OF VICKY POLLARD. Not if it’s up to me.
(And yes, I added this post into my “eye candy” category. DON’T JUDGE ME.)
I’m obsessed with……Gregory Gorgeous! He’s a transexual that’s prettier *and* more confident than me.
He is prettier than me. His makeup looks better. He can walk in heels better than I can, and he looks better in women’s clothing. FML.
But, for the record, I haven’t used the word “conceited” to describe someone since I wassssss 15. It’s not even in my vocabulary. So at least I have that going for me. WILL YOU BE MY FRIEND, GREGORY?
To check out Gregory’s YouTube channel with lots of makeup tutorials, rants, and tips on how to be a hot fierce slut, go here.