A damn funny blog.

I am obsessed with…

Blake Lively girl crush at an all time high.

Except for that tacky ass ring, that’s probably made of pink diamonds and worth a million dollars. But whatever, it’s still ugly. But she’s so pretty I don’t care.


A lot of you probably don’t appreciate the Homeschool Harold meme as much as I do….

So, I was homeschooled until 6th grade. So a lot of you probably don’t appreciate the homeschool Harold meme as much as I do…. but seriously, this is awesome. And surprisingly accurate:

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Will someone buy this for me?

I’ve been searching for a good weekender bag for a while. I just stumbled upon this one for $335.50,  and it’s way more than I can afford, but it’s AWESOME. It’s like a suitcase AND a weekender bag, all in one. Ball-er.

It’s technically a men’s bag, since the website I found it on is called Gent Supply Co, hahaha. But whatever. LUGGAGE IS UNISEX.

So, if I have any rich readers out there that want to buy it for me….. BLAHBETHANY@GMAIL.COM hahaha. Until then, I shall gawk at it from afar.


“If you don’t respond to my text message quickly, you don’t really love me!!!” – every psycho girl everywhere (including me)

Stole this from Leah Bia’s Pinterest… love it.


I’m obsessed with………. this sexy Pizza pinup calendar

  
HAHA. this story makes me laugh. I WANT ONE!!! No seriously, I want one. My company is being cheap and not buying people calendars this year, so I need one for my desk. Someone get on that!

New York pizza joint L’asso has unveiled its 2012 pizza calendar, “Pizza is My Lover,” which features “12 months of sexy pizza pinups plus a pull out CENTERFOLD!”

The above photo is a sultry beach pose, worth of a Victoria’s Secret swimsuit model like Marissa Miller, except I’m pretty sure I think the pizza looks better, and makes me feel tingly all over.

I hope they release a full sized poster that I can put on my ceiling and stare at before I go to bed at night.

via The Daily What


Our favorite virgin couple describe what their wedding night will be like. Even more awkwardness.

If you missed my first post about this couple, Shanna and Ryan, from TLC’s upcoming show The Virgin Diaries, please educate yourself here. Then come back, because you DO NOT want to miss this. Well, maybe you do. I dunno…

I have a feeling this is going to be my new favorite show. And I’m so f*cking excited (no pun intended). I’m DEFINITELY going to be live-blogging this…. because seriously? OMGGGG. Just watch the video. ;laskdjf;aslkdfj;aksdjf;aklsdjf;alskdjf;aksdjf ;alksdj f;lak df;alksdfj;akdjlsf. My favorite part, and the part that was painfully awkward to watch, was them talking about…what…. they’ll…. be doing:

“I think that you should take a shower first, and then I’ll take a shower, and then I’ll put on my lingerie, and I’ll come into the room,” Shanna suggests

“And I’ll have a surprise waiting for you,” adds Ryan. [bethany: HIS PENIS. I think he means his penis.]

“We’ll have our robes on………….we’ll slowly take our robes of……………..then do foreplay………and then have sex,” says Shanna.

BWAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA. It’s just SOOOOO. AWKWARD. Also, I’m pretty sure Shanna lost her virginity on that Seesaw. Just sayin’.

I hope everyone watches this with me THIS SUNDAY at 9 PM EST….. on TLC. You can follow my live blogging on Twitter, or here on the website… I’ll be doing it (ha. I said “doing it”) both places.


I’m obsessed with….the Angry NYPD Cop meme

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First full-length trailer for The Hunger Games!!! It looks so good.

Ahhhhhh, HOLY CRAP, IT LOOKS SO GOOD!!!!!!! The first full-length trailer for The Hunger Games was released, man oh man. I got chills like 4 times watching it.

The film is set in the future (but not too cliche futuristic) where the US is split into districts. Every so often they have “Hunger Games” where one boy and girl from each district fight to the death.

If you haven’t read The Hunger Games trilogy, I suggest you do it before the movie comes out. I always like reading books before a movie. But if you’re one of those lazy people that only wants to see the movies, here’s the trailer for the first book of the trilogy, The Hunger Games.

It stars Jennifer Lawrence, Liam Hemsworth, and Josh Hutcherson. Amazingly enough, it seems like the movies will be better than the books, which is rare, but not surprising considering the books aren’t very well written. I’d compare them to Twilight in that the story and characters are very interesting, but the author doesn’t have a very strong voice. It’s very elementary at times, the characters lack depth, there are plot holes, some events are extremely predictable, etc. Maybe a director and screenwriter will be able to expand on the story and characters to make it more interesting? We’ll see. It’s also SUCH a visual story. A lot of reading the book requires imagination. It’ll probably make the story much more interesting to see it actually like………..on the screen. The whole battle grounds and some of the scenes.

I LOVE the casting of Liam and Jennifer, but Josh doesn’t seem like he’s a fit for Peeta? We’ll have to see. Anyway, who’s excited about this? I sure am!!


I’m obsessed with…watching videos of people dancing like Beyonce in their living room


My new favorite thing to do on the internet is to look at people trying to duplicate Beyonce’s music video choreography. I’ve spent the last half hour in the waiting room YouTubing this stuff and it’s basically the most amazing thing ever. From what I can tell, they mostly fall into three categories:

First category, the people that think they’re amazing, but they’re not. This particular girl has like…. 20 Beyonce dancing videos. Each of them are equally as fierce as this one (read: they suck just as bad)…. have fun watching them all:

Second category, the gay men who can’t dance either, but at least get points for at least being fabulous:

Third category, these ones are more rare, but then there’s the people that are actually amazing.


I am obsessed with…. this BEAUTIFUL and well-spoken woman on YouTube. Why yes I’m being sarcastic!

My favorite part?:

“I can’t fabish how rude and f*cked up you can be to people”

Then the video’s info said:

I don’t give a fuck,it just makes me stronger.Sorry i ment to say “Fathom”…

I am obsessed with… this YSL bag.

I want this. I don’t even know if you can buy it anymore, of if it’s still sold. I found it on Odes’ blog. I think it’s a men’s bag. But someone should find it. And buy it for me. That’d be swell. Thanks.


I’m obsessed with…. The Ultimate Nerd Guide to NYC!

Someone with a LOT of time on their hands created the Ultimate Nerd Guide to NYC. Completely with a graphic map, and Google Maps link which you can scope out each each location here!

I visit NYC often because my family lives there, so it looks like I’ll have to bring this along with me next time I go. There are some super nerdy locations I’d love to see, like Peter Parker’s apartment, The Avengers headquarters, Ghostbusters headquarters, Ninja Turtle headquarters, Men in Black headquarters……. pretty neat stuff. Kudos to whoever has ABSOLUTELY NO LIFE and compiled this list.

click map for a full-size version

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Prepare your eyes for her beauty and allow me to introduce VICKY POLLARD.

I was reading this article during my lunch break about how some teenagers’ brains don’t develop correctly and it is supposedly the cause for a lot of behavioral problems. At least I think that’s what the article said, to be honest I can’t remember because I’m currently experiencing Post Traumatic Stress Disorder from laying my eyes on this creature:

LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE TO YOU……….Vicky Pollard. I had to do some work to figure out who she is. The photo was linked in the article with little to no explanation. The caption was vague:

Yeah, but: Vicky Pollard-esque teens can’t be blamed for their behaviour

At least I got a name. VICKY POLLARD. After seeing the picture, I searched furiously for an explanation. WHO IS THIS CREATURE? How can I find out more about her? So I googled her to find out as much as I could, and found these beautiful images:

Unfortunately, after Googling her I found out that Vicky is a fictional character from a television show called Little Britain. This news was pretty devastating to me, because she has everything going for her. EVERYTHING! She has the body, the face, the notoriety. I planned on making her a regular fixture in my Celebrity Gossip section. But sadly, Vicky is actually named Matt Lucas. Can you believe it!? That beautiful woman is actually a man. The producers must have had used the most talented makeup/wardrobe in the industry to transform a man into such a convincing woman. I never would’ve guessed.

The fact that she’s not real doesn’t curb my obsession, though. I plan on YouTubing the SHIT out of her later. So, stay tuned. THIS IS NOT THE LAST YOU’LL SEE OF VICKY POLLARD. Not if it’s up to me.

(And yes, I added this post into my “eye candy” category. DON’T JUDGE ME.)


I’m obsessed with……Gregory Gorgeous! He’s a transexual that’s prettier *and* more confident than me.

He is prettier than me. His makeup looks better. He can walk in heels better than I can, and he looks better in women’s clothing. FML.

But, for the record, I haven’t used the word “conceited” to describe someone since I wassssss 15. It’s not even in my vocabulary. So at least I have that going for me. WILL YOU BE MY FRIEND, GREGORY?

To check out Gregory’s YouTube channel with lots of makeup tutorials, rants, and tips on how to be a hot fierce slut, go here.


Must. Duplicate. This. Outfit. Immediately.


I’m obsessed with… these zombie-themed engagement photos

These are by far the most unique and creative wedding/engagement photos I’ve ever seen. Wasn’t expecting that!

If you enjoyed these, you might enjoy me post about the 15 Most creative/Nerdy Wedding Invitations

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Visit the photographer’s Tumblr here


I’m obsessed with this movie and have probably seen it 500 times.

 


I’m obsessed with…. Camilla Belle’s sexy crocheted white dress.

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I never thought “sexy” and “crochet” could be used in the same sentence, but seriously this dress is sexy and awesome. I could never pull it off (*shakes fist in the air*) but Camilla definitely can. I love her style and wonder why she’s not talked about more? Or cast in better films?

Maybe she needs to flash her hoo-hah to the paparazzi more or something. Anyway, do you guys like it or am I crazy?


My favorite dress Blake Lively has ever worn. Everrrrr.

It’s been well documented that I’m in love with Blake Lively and everything she wears. She doesn’t have a stylist and I love, love, love her taste. I love that she’s not afraid of color and everything she chooses is flattering and not overly sexy. There are some stars that ALWAYS have to dress sexy (Kim Kardashian, Jessica Simpson, etc) and then there are women like Blake Lively and Emma Stone who know they’re sexy to begin with, and that their clothing doesn’t have to be porn and booby to look great.

This is a perfect example of that. I mean, how amazing is this? Orange is my favorite color, and it’s hard to pull off orange clothing. This is perfect. I’m a little obsessed with it, to be honest with you. I could never pull it off but Blake 100% can.

I’m not sure how I feel about the shoe, (OK I am sure and I hate it. But I also am passionately anti-animal print) but I am willing to overlook it because the dress is so great.


Crazy, Stupid Love and Cowboys & Aliens movie reviews

Here’s a Guys and Girls double feature movie review. A little something for everyone! This weekend I got to two VERY different films. Both of them have big casts so I had big expectations. Here are two reviews to give you an ideal of drool-factor and what is worth seeing!

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CRAZY, STUPID, LOVE I have been psyched to see this movie for months, that has been well documented! I got pre-screening tickets to see it a few weeks back and unfortunately couldn’t go, so I sent my sister instead. She LOVED IT, so much that she went to see it again with me late on Friday.

OH MY GOSH, you guys. It was so good. It’s the best rom-com I’ve seen in years. Probably my favorite since Notting Hill. Yeah, I WENT THERE. It’s up there with classics. You absoultely have to see it.

I’ll start the review with the acting, because that’s the most important thing. The cast is stellar. Emma Stone, Ryan Gosling, Julianne Moore, Steve Carell… I mean… superstar cast. Even the supporting cast of Marisa Tomei and Kevin Bacon… really well done. You can’t go wrong there. It is the perfect balance of characters. They’re all different and developed and well-acted. Ryan Gosling is on Greek-God-Hotness alert all throughout the film. At moments he takes his character a little too far and had borderline homosexual tendencies with the over the top hand-talking and moments of a slight New York accent. But whatever, I’m overlooking it because he’s so gorgeous. We’re getting married, FYI. Emma Stone is hilarious and charming as always, and my main complaint is I thought she’d be in the film more! She should’ve had more screen time. I have zero complaints about the cast, except that the babysitter reminded me of the T-Mobile girl and it was distracting. Unless you’ve seen the film you won’t understand, but for those who have seen it…. YOU SEE IT, RIGHT?

Next… the script. The story takes so many turns I wasn’t expected, and the ending… holy moly. It does not end how I thought it was going to end. I can’t say more or else I’ll give stuff away, but really… so good. SO GOOD. I need a better vocabulary because do is cuss, say *drool*, SO GOOD, TERRIBLE, and I’m awkward a lot. Sorry guys. I’m working on it. In summary, it’s not your typical rom-com.

My only complaint is the film seemed a little long, and I kept thinking it was ending but then it wasn’t over. There are a several scenes I could’ve done without, or that should have been shortened. But in the end I didn’t mind it because I enjoyed the cast so much so seeing more of them wasn’t necessarily a bad thing.

I’m still shocked it opened in 5th place. They should’ve released this around the holidays, in my opinion. Or at least later in the summer. Putting it up against Harry Potter, Smurfs, Cowboys & Aliens, and Captain America? What were they thinking? I mean, I know none of those are exactly girl-friendly films, but still. Bad decision, in my opinion. It still did pretty well ($19 million opening weekend), but was dwarfed by the other films and would’ve done much better on its own.

This is an absolute must-see, and will probably be a repeat film for many of you. I plan on seeing it again! It’s not a movie you have to see in theaters, you can wait to Redbox it. Honestly though? It’s so good I don’t know why you’d want to wait until it’s out on DVD.

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COWBOYS & ALIENS At heart, I’m a romantic comedy kind of girl. Don’t get me wrong, though…I also enjoy action, thrillers, drama, documentaries… just about any well-made film, really. Cowboys & Aliens definitely wasn’t my FIRST choice at the theater, but I enjoyed it nonetheless. If you’re not into action movies at all, you won’t like it. It’s not a film that crosses barriers and is enjoyable to all audiences. But if you like watching shit blow up, you’ll like Cowboys & Aliens.

I had high hopes for this film. Any time I see big stars on the roster, like Daniel Craig, Harrison Ford, Olivia Wilde… and big producers like Steven Spielberg… I’m expecting a great product. It didn’t quite live up to my expectations, but I still liked it.

First and foremost… the acting. Overall it was solid, but you guys….Olivia Wilde was so bad. Oh my Lordddd, she was awful. Her character seemed like an afterthought and completely unnecessary. That’s not her fault though, right? She can only work with what she’s given in a script. But that’s the thing. She did nothing with what she was given. She made the same facial expression the whole film (probably bcause her face is frozen from Botox) and added nothing to the film. If anything she took away from it. There was one scene where her acting was so terrible I couldn’t focus on what was happening on screen. I was just thinking to myself, “This is soooo…. badddddddd” then an alien popped on the screen. Scrared the shit out of me because I WAS TOTALLY UNPREPARED and distracted by her bad acting. I yelped and threw my arms up in the air to cover my face. My entire popcorn literally flew into the air all over my friend Allison and me. Straight out of a movie, seriously. POPCORN EVERYWHERE. Then we sat there laughing for like 30 seconds during a super serious moment when the theater was extra quiet. It was hilarious.

If you ignore Olivia Wilde‘s frozen face and terrible acting, Daniel Craig was fantastic. As always. And super sexy, *drool*! His character was interesting and developed. Harrison Ford was surprisingly great as a pseudo-bad-guy, and while watching I loved to hate his character, and hated to love him. Great casting and execution for the men.

The story and plot were also pretty good. The aliens were the coolest I’ve ever seen in a film. They didn’t fit your sterotypical alien special effect cliche. OK, well maybe they did a little bit. But there’s a twist that I won’t ruin for you. Pretty neat. Super scary. Like I said, popcorn EVERYWHERE!

It’s not a film I’ll see again, or tell you that you HAVE to see it, but I definitely enjoyed it and don’t regret seeing it. Guys will like it much more than girls. There’s not much of a love story to distract you from stuff blowing up and scary aliens. Olivia Wilde is eye candy, but unfortunately for you guys isn’t naked at all in it. Well wait, I think you see her ass. So you have that going for you.


I’m obsessed with… George! The World’s Biggest dog! He plays with dolls and sleeps on a queen mattress.

D’awwwwwwww! This story makes me happy. After appearing on Oprah, the World’s Biggest Dog has found fame. His Owner, Dave Nasser, just wrote a book about it. Here’s an excerpt of it that tells George’s story, via The Daily Mail. There’s  a slideshow of pictures at the bottom also! Enjoy:

The first time we saw George, our beloved Great Dane, he was no more than a tiny, cowering ball of fuzzy fur.

As my wife Christie opened the door of the crate he’d travelled in, he teetered to a standing position and looked out at us, moving his head slowly from side to side, taking in the wonder of it all.

Finally, as if weighing us up and deciding we were acceptable, he tentatively pushed his little nose forward and gave Christie her first lick.

Man’s biggest friend: Devoted owner Dave Nasser with George, the world’s biggest dog

Though it didn’t really register, George’s paws were comically large even then. But all we saw was this cute puppy.

We certainly never dreamed he would one day become the biggest dog in the world, standing nearly 4ft high at the shoulder, 7ft long and weighing nearly 18 stone. Right now, he just looked bewildered.

He came into our lives in January 2006, just a few months after we had married and set up home in Arizona. We both had busy jobs, Christie selling medical equipment while I was a property developer, but she had always planned that, once she had a house of her own, she would also have a dog.

She wanted a Great Dane as they make great family pets, so we tracked down a litter of 13, born 1,000 miles away in Oregon. Their owner emailed us a photo showing a chaotic jumble of paws, snouts and tails.

Twelve were entangled with one another, but our eyes were drawn to one pup standing apart from the rest. He was clearly the runt, endearing him to Christie immediately.

George made the long journey from Oregon to Phoenix by plane and we picked him up from the freight area, tired but unshaken.

As soon as George settled into our home, we discovered our plans to be fair but firm parents were wishful thinking.

All the things that make Great Danes wonderful pets — their lack of aggression and their attachment to humans — make them more emotionally sensitive than other dogs.

They need to be with their ‘pack’ at all times and at night the cute pup with intensely blue eyes turned into a caterwauling banshee whenever we tried to leave him alone in the kitchen.

No matter how much we reminded ourselves that he had every home comfort (warm dog bed, warm blanket, warm kitchen, squeaky bone), each whimper created a picture in our heads of a tragic, abandoned pup, desperate for his mother.

Eventually, we gave in and shunted George’s dog bed into our bedroom. In the coming months, Christie really threw herself into being a mum to George. As well as a photo album, he had a growth chart — we were soon reading it in awe.

At five months he still acted like a puppy, chasing his tail and playing games of fetch and tug-of-war with his favourite bit of rope. But he was already the size of a fully-grown Labrador.

He was putting on more than a pound a day and he bounded around like Bambi, skittering on our wooden floors and hurling himself at everything he fancied, including us humans. His displays of affection could leave you pinned temporarily against a wall or a piece of furniture.

His size did not go unnoticed in the outside world. Our local park had a section for puppies but we were bullied out of it by other owners, who were scared George would hurt their pups, — but the opposite was true.

The smaller dogs ran around and under him, and he’d be constantly sidestepping them, obviously anxious and jittery. Slowly we realised that our enormous puppy was a big softie. Besides his terror of being left alone, he had a fear of water.

He’d growl anxiously at the side of our swimming pool, alarmed that his ‘pack’ members would so willingly place themselves in danger of drowning.

If the pool was his most-hated place, his favourite was our bedroom. Eventually he outgrew the single mattress we placed there for him and preferred instead the comfort of our king-sized bed — sprawling between us like some over-indulged prince while we spent half the night clinging onto the edges.

Paws for thought: George’s giant feet dwarf Dave’s hand

In the summer of 2006, we solved this problem by buying him his own queen-sized mattress, which he still sleeps on today at the bottom of our bed.

But soon we encountered another challenge as George reached doggie puberty. Once he had grabbed life by the lapels, now he was grabbing onto legs — table legs, chair legs, human legs, he wasn’t picky — and doing what all male dogs do with the vigour of a canine giant.

He calmed down in the furniture department after we had him neutered, but then he took up a new hobby, eating as if it were an Olympic sport.

A sausage on the barbecue was like a siren to a passing sailor. You couldn’t turn your back for a minute. And he was so tall that he actually had to bend down to pinch food off kitchen counters.

He could reach the high shelves as well, so we had to hide everything away in cupboards. Soon, he was getting through around 100lb of dry dog food every month.

As he approached his first birthday in November 2006, weighing about 14 stone, it was getting physically impossible to make him go anywhere he didn’t want to — including the vet’s surgery. He had not forgotten the time he went there in possession of his manhood — and came out less than whole.

As soon as he recognised the entrance, he  refused to move. So I had to take him around to the less familiar back door instead.

For all these troubles, George gave us plenty in return, not least the following year when Christie lost the baby she was carrying.

Evidently tuned in to her grief, George was a constant presence at her side. When she sat, he sat too. When she stood, he stood and padded alongside her to wherever she was going.

His personality grew more delightful the bigger he got. A male Great Dane typically weighs from nine to 11 stone, but by Christmas 2007 George weighed   15 stone — bigger than most men. At this point, he loved being chauffeured around in my golf cart and would sit in it, his haunches on the seat and front legs on the floor.

By Christmas 2008, our canine colossus weighed 18 stone. A friend suggested he might be a contender for the Guinness Book Of Records, but we had other things to think about: Christie had discovered that she was pregnant again.

With size comes problems: George the giant barely fits in the back of his owner’s SUV

The trouble was, when our daughter Annabel arrived that September George made it clear he wanted nothing to do with this interloper. He was used to spending nights in delightful oblivion at the foot of our bed. Annabel’s high-decibel presence simply wasn’t on.

When she cried, he’d wake, harrumph and then turn over in annoyance. Once it was clear the racket was going to continue, he’d exhale heavily again, till one of us finished that mysterious feeding thing we did with the noisy intruder.

But while he might not have cared much for Annabel, George loved her dolls, especially a stuffed green one that played a nursery rhyme when squeezed. Whenever he could, he placed it between his paws and pressed it so he could hear the tune.

It was like a security blanket. It was a period of such big adjustment for him that if it made him happy, then it was fine by us and our patience was rewarded.

Slowly, George understood that Annabel was our pack’s youngest member and in need of his affection and protection. And on Christmas morning, he ended his three-month sulk, acknowledging her presence with a lick of her hand. It was the best present we could have had — although the beginning of 2010 brought more good news.

Over the previous weeks, while Annabel slept, Christie had applied to the Guinness World Records people on George’s behalf. That February, one of their adjudicators came to watch George being measured in the presence of a vet. He was officially declared not just the world’s tallest living dog (43 inches from paw to shoulder) but the tallest dog ever.

The following week we flew to Chicago to appear on the Oprah Winfrey Show and were put up in one of the city’s most luxurious hotels. We had a huge sitting room, dining area and even a bar — but there was just one problem. There was nowhere for George to sleep.

As we enjoyed a gourmet meal and a bottle of red wine that night, he struggled to settle on two roll-out divans provided for him. Infuriatingly, they wouldn’t stay together. So he had his head on one and back end on the other, but his stomach was sagging onto the carpet.

‘You know what we need to do,’ I joked. ‘Give George our bed to sleep on and have the divans in this room ourselves.’

Christie looked at me with a telltale gleam in her eye and I knew immediately my joke had been a fatal error. An hour later, our boy was sprawled in splendour in our huge, fluffy king-size bed.

‘Well,’ whispered Christie, ‘George is the star here, after all.’ She was right, of course, and since his appearance on TV, Giant George has built a following around the world, with his own fan club, website and 70,000 fans on Facebook.

None of this, of course, means anything to George. He still spends his days doing what he has always liked best: eating, playing and sleeping.

Our cherished pet may have become a global celebrity — but really, he’s just one of the family.

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I’m obsessed with… this video of a couple smoking Salvia.

FYI: Salvia is a LEGAL “drug” you can smoke. It’s a hallucinogen. Anyway, this video is HILARIOUS. It goes exactly how you’d expect it to go. This reminds me of when I… ahhh nevermind. Just watch the video.

I burst into laughter at the end, especially when the girl (considering what just went down) was just laying on the couch, swatting around in the air like there was a fly or something. Hilarious.


These two 7-year-olds have been dating for THREE YEARS. I’m a failure at life!

D’awwwwwwwwww, this is so cute, guys! It’s also extremely depressing, because at the age of 7 they’ve already surpassed my longest relationship. They’ve been together for THREE YEARS! And by “together” I mean they have play dates. But whatever. SAME THING. How cute is it that he’s wearing a suit? The answer is “SUPER CUTE.” via Vimeo:

Levi and Jasmine have been together since they were four. They have the chemistry of an old married couple. Levi says she is bossy and she is. But, as we all know, the Beebs needs bossy.


Blake Lively covers July’s Glamour Magazine looking stunning as usual.

Florence Welch (of Florence and the Machine) interviewed her. They’ve been great friends for a while, and Blake has been attending their shows from the beginning. Anyway, here are some cute moments of the interview:

On being her own stylist:
“I think I became my own stylist by not knowing any better. And once I was told it was time to get one, I thought: This is one of my favorite hobbies! And I’m going to pay someone to steal my hobby from me? That’s a terrible idea!”

On getting ready for an event:
“I like it to be easy. I don’t feel like I have to do so much with hair and makeup, because I’m the mannequin for these beautiful clothes, so I never want to do anything too distracting. Most of the time, I put my hair in a ballerina bun, and I take it down and it’s wavy, and then I leave. I feel shy when people are fussing on me. And my diet of choice before events is a chicken potpie from Tea & Sympathy, because they never have enough food at these things.”

Enjoy the photos and read the rest of the interview here!



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