I went to get my hair cut and dyed the other day without ever seeing these Sandra pictures. Well, unfortunately I haven’t found any EXACT examples of what I wanted….. so I was hoping it’d turn out OK. To give the stylist a good idea, I brought this photo of Jennifer Carpenter (left) because it was the closest thing I could find. I think the technique is called Ombre? It’s basically the look of grown out highlights. Lots, and lots, of grown out highlights.
But I was like “My hair is black….sooo…. the roots will obviously be darker, and I don’t want the ends to be blonde. I want a mid-brown…chocolatey, almost.”
It didn’t turn out anything like EITHER photo, unfortunately, and these photos of Sandra Bullock weren’t out yet. But….I WANT HER HAIR. I WANT IT ON MY HEAD. I’m gonna go steal it all. Mine didn’t turn out how I wanted it to AT ALL, and I’m a little sad about that, but at least I can live vicariously through Sandra.
But, on an unrelated note, is it just me or does her face look really weird in the second picture? Like she’s been injecting too much shit into her face? But whatever, she’s ridiculously hot. So it is what it is.
Kourtney Kardashian announces pregnancy after 9 weeks because she’s “confident.” Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuure.
We all know celebrities love to make big announcements about their pregnancies. But they always wait. Why? They love the speculation. They love the magazine covers. They love the rumors. (WHEN THEY”RE ACTUALLY PREGNANT. When you’re not pregnant and people think you’re pregnant…. yeah. Awkward).
Announcing it after the first trimester is always the rule. It’s very common to miscarry in your first trimester. No one wants to have to endure that at ALL, left alone through the media as well. Kourtney waited LAST time she got pregnant to announce it, so why’d she jump the gun this time? She told US Weekly:
“Now I’m nine weeks along,” Kardashian says. “You’re supposed to wait 12 weeks to tell people, but I feel confident.”
Riiiiiiiiiiiiight. This has nothing to do with the fact that your family is going through a PR crisis because of Kim’s divorce? It’s kind of sad to use a pregnancy as a distraction. Or for Kris Jenner to ask Kourtney to announce it early, no? I mean, I think Kris would’ve asked Kourtney to do that for “the family” or to help make the story go away. I don’t think she’d volunteer to do it. She’s always worrying about stuff. I think she’d also worry about miscarriage, who knows though.
What do you think? Do you think she was just so excited she had to tell people? Or do you think it’s strategic timing to distract everyone from their PR disaster?
Jennifer Lopez was photographed with her new piece, Casper Smart, for the first time over the Thanksgiving Weekend. Ummmmmmmmmmm… yes. She’s dating someone named “Casper Smart” and he’s a dancer of her. IS IT JUST ME OR DOES THIS SCREAM “K-FED?” Also, is that dude wearing a grill? He’s wearing a grill, isn’t he? He looks like an attractive version of Paul Wall.
Oh God. Someone cover my eyes. I can’t watch the rest of this relationship unfold. It’s going to be painful, I just know it.
Good news everyone. If you beat the crap out of a successful, beautiful, loved person like Rihanna, your career won’t be over! Nope, a few years later, you’ll still be able to afford a beautiful $1.585 million dollar home. The modern 2,473 square foot, 3 bedroom, 3 bathroom house features an elevator, glass walls, an amazing pool and lots of gadgets.
Now, don’t get me wrong, but isn’t LA real estate more expensive than the rest of the country? Because I feel like that house would cost $1.585 million around where iiiiii live. And I live in Columbus, Ohio. So how in the world did that only cost 1.585 million? I feel like he got a really good deal. But then again, I don’t know anything about anything. So I’m just speculating here.
But anyway, here are some photos of the house. It’s amazing. The bathrooms are especially amazing. I’m obsessed with floor to ceiling glass tile like that. I hope someday I can afford something similar! I should just beat the sh*t out of someone.
photos via Too Fab
Here’s the “extended” promo for Kim and Kourtney Take New York. The video obnoxiously aut-plays, so you can see it by clicking the link at the bottom of the post. Or you can get a sneak peek by looking at the above screen shot.
Kim Kardashian and I have exactly ONE thing in common: we are both mind blowingly beautiful (lol) and are some UGLY. ASS. CRYERS. Seriously, her face looks like she hooked up some of those muscle stimulating pads to it, and she’s uncontrollably twitching muscles that she didn’t even know she had, all while mumbling incoherently.
“My feelings have changed” is the biggest joke I’ve ever heard. You don’t just suddenly decide you don’t want to be married to someone anymore. GAAAAAAAH. You shouldn’t have been married in the first place.
Also, TEAM KRIS HUMPHRIES. Saying no one will care about her anymore by the time she has kids is a valid point. She’s a sex icon. She’s not going to be when her body doesn’t bounce back from having kids. Plus, even the most famous of famous non-famous people (go ahead and take a minute to read that twice) eventually fade into the background. Do you remember HOW. FREAKING. FAMOUS. Paris Hilton was for a while? I mean, it was ridiculous. I never thought I’d hear the end of her. And thank God, she’s totally irrelevant now. I NEVER hear about her in the news. And that will happen to Kim as well. It’s just the way things work. Might take a while, but it’ll happen.
I also hate that poor Krissy poo is going to be made to look like the bad guy because Kim and her mom are executive producers and can put whatever they want on the show, and take out whatever they want. They’re in damage control mode, for example, here’s Kim enjoying a totally low key and NOT STAGED AT ALL Thanksgiving feeding the homeless. I wonder how all those photographers knew she’d be there?
But anyway, totally random question, but I’m curious. Who do you hate more? Kim Kardashian or Paris Hilton? If you could make Kim go away by bringing Paris back into the spotlight, would you? This is like picking between a flesh eating virus and being burned alive slowly. I CAN’T CHOOSE.
The extended show promo auto-plays, so click this link to see it!