Celeb Go$$ip

I… will probably watch this show. I won’t even lie.

Most likely I’ll only watch this episode, though. Because watching Snooki go ham on someone ranks up there with everything else on TV.


Anderson Cooper gets a case of the giggles over a poop joke. I……..this is why I blog.

Is there anymore more perfect than this? My crush, Anderson Cooper (I DON’T CARE IF HE’S GAY) in a giggling fit? Perfect.

On his Anderson Cooper 360, Anderson was going through his “Ridiculist” and talking about some random celebrity peeing on a plane. The report was full of potty puns, and at 2:28 he seriously loses it and it’s quite possibly the cutest most adorable laugh and giggle I’ve ever seen.


After looking at this photo of Rumer and Scout Willis, I’ve decided Bruce Willis should be involuntarily sterilized.

How can someone, ANYONE, make such ugly babies with someone as beautiful as Demi Moore? I’M LOOKING AT YOU, BRUCE. This is your fault.

Really, I’m not trying to be an asshole here. But I feel bad for their faces. Rumor looks beautiful standing next to Scout, though. So I recommend she always… always… be photographed next to her sister. Always.

My executive decision is that Bruce Willis should be involuntarily sterilized due to his genes (mainly his jaw/chin) that takeover his children’s faces. It’s a joke that he had all girls, too. Maybe if he had a son that chin would be OK.


Words of wisdom (seriously) with Anna Nicole Smith

I think that this should become a regular fixture on my blog. WORDS OF WISDOM WITH ANNA NICOLE SMITH. She said some pretty profound things when she was high. Like this:


Lindsay Lohan’s teeth are rotting away.

TMZ just put up this picture. Her teeth look pretty nasty.

METH WILL DO THAT, Y’ALL.


Shaq makes his girlfriend look like a toddler.

I know this picture is a week old. A bunch of you have sent it to me, sorry it’s taken so long to post…. but seriously. THIS IS REAL. This isn’t photoshopped.

This is actually what Shaq looks like holding his girlfriend’s hand. It’s….. it’s creepy. There’s no other word for it. I know he can’t help that he’s so tall, but please get a girlfriend that’s taller than 5’2″.

Also, THIS IS A PERFECT EXAMPLE OF SHORT BITCHES TAKING THE TALL GUYS. There is some 6’2″ Amazon freak of nature woman out there that wants to kill this girl for taking the only man in the world that could make a 6’2″ woman feel small and little.


I love this picture of Alexander Skarsgard and a fan so, so, SO much.

We all know how you feel, my friend. I’d want to reach out and touch him too.


“AY BAY BAY” – Tina Fey (what this headline also means is TINA FEY HAD HER BABY.)

My favorite person on the planet, Tina Fey, 41, and her composer husband Jeff Richmond, also known as “SHE’S MARRIED TO THAT GUY?!??!!” welcomed a baby girl Penelope Athena on Wednesday. That’s a pretty low-key celebrity baby name. I’m not crazy about it, but her other daughter is named Alice… so Alice & Penelope sounds like it could be the name of a children’s book series. Doesn’t it? So CONGRATS TINA! Enjoy these GIFs of her being awesome.


Is there anyting more annoying than when Taylor Swift acts surprise that she’s winning an award?

SERIOUSLY? You know you are going to win.

Stop it. Stop it now.

(Skip to 1:51)


My favorite dress Blake Lively has ever worn. Everrrrr.

It’s been well documented that I’m in love with Blake Lively and everything she wears. She doesn’t have a stylist and I love, love, love her taste. I love that she’s not afraid of color and everything she chooses is flattering and not overly sexy. There are some stars that ALWAYS have to dress sexy (Kim Kardashian, Jessica Simpson, etc) and then there are women like Blake Lively and Emma Stone who know they’re sexy to begin with, and that their clothing doesn’t have to be porn and booby to look great.

This is a perfect example of that. I mean, how amazing is this? Orange is my favorite color, and it’s hard to pull off orange clothing. This is perfect. I’m a little obsessed with it, to be honest with you. I could never pull it off but Blake 100% can.

I’m not sure how I feel about the shoe, (OK I am sure and I hate it. But I also am passionately anti-animal print) but I am willing to overlook it because the dress is so great.


Cameron Diaz Teen Choice Awards Shoe Porn. I would marry those shoes.

I mean really. HELLO PERFECT SHOES. I would like to own you. Run away and spend your time with me instead of Cameron. I’ll give you your own shelf in my closet and think about you all the time. Cameron will only wear you once and stick you in a closet full of shoes that are more expensive than you, only to be forgotten. You’ll like me much more than her, I promise.

They’re Burak Uyan, apparently. I’ve never heard of that particular designer and am not familiar with their shoes but HOLY SHIT, SHOES. Those are amazing. Here are some creepy foot shots because I REALLY WANT YOU GUYS TO AGREE WITH ME THAT THEY’RE AMAZING.


The most obvious “is the bikini or one piece sexier” TMZ poll I’ve ever seen.

One. Percent.

Poor Ke$ha.

What do you think?


Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield have slumber parties now. *cries*

Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield were spotted at a West Hollywood hotel bar having dinner. And then they went up to his room spent the night together. WAAAAAAAAAAAAH.I want to hate Emma, but I can’t. She’s just so cute and funny and charming. But seriously, she needs to STEP AWAAAY FROM MY FUTURE HUSBAND. Step. Away. US Weekly pushes the knife a little further into my back and says:

The duo, who’ve been dating since late June, got to the bar at 10:50 p.m., shared drinks and snacks and had an animated conversation. So who grabbed the check? Garfield told the waiter, “Put it on my room,” and he and Stone headed for the elevator.

How suave. “Put it on my room.” I’ve always wondered how paying for stuff works in Hollywood. You’re both rich… who pays? I always figured they’d split stuff, or switch. She’d pay sometimes, he would pay others.

I mean, if you think about it, at this moment in time Emma is probably richer than Andrew. Agreed? She’s been in more big movies, starred in her own film that did well, and has been famous for longer. In a year or two he’ll be much richer because he’ll have a few Spiderman salaries under his belt. I doubt he got a ton for the first film, though. Which is why I think she’s still richer. In fact, I could see her getting more than him even though she’s a supporting role since she’s currently a bigger name. But for any sequels he’ll get a big salary.

Hmm. Maybe he’s just being chivalrous. Either way. He’s attractive. I’m jealous.


LeAnn Rimes photographed going out to dinner. *Sammich jokes*

LeAnn Rimes was photographed going out to dinner with her new piece, ………..shit. What’s his name? Hold on.

LeAnn Rimes was photographed going out to dinner with her new piece, Eddie Cibrian. See? It just took me a second. OK I GOOGLED IT, WHATEVER. Eddie’s ex-wife, Brandy, is a new addition to the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills cast. She’s not a big enough high roller to be an ACTUAL housewife, so I think she’s just on the side trying to create drama, kind of like Kim. G on Real Housewives of New Jersey. LeAnn broke up Eddie and Brandy’s marriage by making Eddie snack on the side with her. She’s a pretty fantastic homewrecker.

Sorry… I’m getting distracted. LeAnn went out to dinner with Eddie and she CLEARLY needs to eat a God damn sandwich. SOMEONE. Quick. Seriously, feed her. She looks so unhealthy. YOu know how hollywood tricks you into thinking they’re healthy when they’re so skinny they’re going to die? THEY GET A SPRAY TAN. Being tan makes you look so much healthier.

But look! I have photoshopped her into the zombie that she really is without a spray tan (or real tan, who knows). If she walked around like this, a la Samantha Ronson, everyone would be all *GASP!* but because she’s got a tan and she’s covering up her bloated malnourished belly with a black tank top, everyone’s all *bbllluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-ue-ue-ue-ue-ue-ueeeee*

That was a country music joke. It’s really hard to spell out how she sings that song, I tried my best. So yeah, here’s my busted photoshop job:

And yes, I’m available for contract work to photoshop you into a beautiful creature. I charge $50/hour and demand Cheeze-Its and Mountain Dew as a provided snack.

In honor of Leann Rimes looking like a zombie now, here’s a video to refresh your memory of what she used to look like, 50 pounds ago and before the veneers.

(OH YEAH. And just to remind you, here’s what Leann looked like covering Shape Magazine in October 2010. Which means this photo was probably taken… what…. August 2010? She had more meat on her bones, but you can mostly notice the difference in her face. Her face is so hollow now. Poor thing. Really, it’s sad.)


Ke$ha….? IS THAT YOU?

I’m pissed because Ke$ha keeps surprising me. First it turns out she can sing (listen here if you want) now it turns out she’s naturally beautiful. Damn it! Terry Richardson, photographer to the stars, shot her (and himself, as always). Here are a few pictures. She’s looking very natural and very pretty.

“BEAUTY IS THE ABSENCE OF GLITTER.” – Jesus



Blake, Amy Winehouse’s ex husband who is in jail, might inherit her entire fortune.

Once upon a time Amy Winehouse was a little bit chubby, super talented, and released an amazing album. Then she met a druggy, got hooked on every drug in existance, and started to lose everything. Now she’s dead, and her ex husband (the one that got her hooked on drugs) might inherit everything while he’s rotting away in prison:

Fielder-Civil is currently serving a 32-month sentence for burglary and imitation of
possession of a firearm, but is aware of his ex-wife’s passing. Upon yesterday’s news, Fielder-Civil’s mother Georgette attempted to articulate her son’s emotions and predict his actions. “Blake will kill himself. He won’t make it without her. He will be devastated, totally and utterly devastated. He’ll go straight back to self-harming. I’ll have to ring the prison and he’ll have to be put on watch,” she told the U.K.’s Daily Star, explaining that despite the divorce, the pair were inextricably linked forever. “He was always ringing her and she was always ringing him. Blake always wanted her back. She couldn’t walk away from him and he couldn’t walk away from her. Her and Blake were both lost and we handled it badly.”

While Fielder-Civil received no compensation after their 2009 divorce, there is currently speculation as to who will inherit Winehouse’s estate, worth an estimated £6 million – £20 million. It all depends on the status of Winehouse’s will, if one currently exists. English law automatically assumes spouses as inheritors, and does not reverse this in the event of divorce. While Fielder-Civil was highly regarded as responsible for Winehouse’s escalating drug problem, the possibility of him inheriting her fortune would likely leave many friends and family members upset.

I can’t see Amy having it together enough to have a will. Maybe her family forced her to get one. MAN, that’s a messed up system though. Why would you give it to her EX-HUSBAND. In America it goes to your husband, if you have no spouse (or you’re divorced) then it goes to your kids. If there’s a lot of money, your kids fight over it in court. But for it to default to an ex husband seems super crazy. And dumb. I hope that doesn’t happen.

via Pop Dust and Daily Star


First official photos of Kristen Stewart for Snow White and the Huntsman


Universal Pictures release the first set of photos for Snow White & the Huntsman, starring Kristen Stewart as Snow White. When I heard about this a while back I was worried about the casting choice of Kristen. It’s been well documented that I’m not a huge Kristen Stewart fan. Her acting is one-dimension to me, she breathes really loud in movies to replace actual emotions, and her awkwardness annoys me.

She HAS grown on me a bit recently, and I did see some growth out of her in the latest Twilight movie (DON’T YOU DARE judge me). These shots, released for the San Diego Comicon, are pretty sweet. There are two versions of Snow White coming out next year. One starring Lily Collins, which I think is going to be more fairy tale and will more closely follow the Snow White story we all know. Then there’s Snow White & the Huntsman which IMDB describes as:

In a twist to the fairy tale, the Huntsman ordered to take Snow White into the woods to be killed winds up becoming her protector and mentor in a quest to vanquish the Evil Queen.

It should definitely be interesting. The photos released almost make her seem like Joan of Arc. Definitely a totally new direction for Kristen Stewart. I’ve never seen her play in anything besides teenage angst films and ….teenage angst films.

What do you think about the photos? Think it’s worth seeing? Think Kristen will be chin quivering and heaving breathing her way through this one, too? I hope not.

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via MTV


Police sources confirmed Amy Winehouse is dead at N London home at 3.54pm. Alcohol and drugs overdose suspected

It is being reported that Amy Winehouse, Grammy Award winning singer and songwriter, was found dead at her London Flat today from an apparent drug or alcohol overdose.

The story is developing, but comes as little surprise due to her antics over the last several years. She has been in and out of rehab and struggled severely with drugs and alcohol.

She leaves behind her parents and 13-year-old goddaughter, Dionne Bromfield.

This is truly sad, not just because Amy was a talented musician but because she struggled for so many years and no one could reach her.

I can’t believe she’s dead though. I was JUST listening to her music in the shower, then Adele came on and I kept hoping Adele never goes down the path Amy went down. They both have powerful voices and are some of the most talented people in music today.

Sad.

 

 


Basically you’ll like this video because it’s Ryan Gosling laughing and being adorable.

Josh Horowitz, my favorite interviewer ever, has persuaded Ryan Gosling to read his Hey Girl memes AGAIN! Amazing.

If you’re not familiar with his Hey Girl meme, that’s ok. You’ll still enjoy the video because it’s Ryan Gosling being adorable and laughing.

via Video Gum


Jake Gyllenhaal OWNED on Man vs. Wild.

A few months back I wrote about how Jake Gyllenhaal was going to be on Man vs. Wild. *insert joke about two guys in a tent here* I apparently missed the episode (oops!) but thankfully someone illegally put it all on YouTube. YAYYY. No commercials! Part 4 is the craziest, Jake has to conquer his fear of heights and drap himself over a huuuuuuuuge canyon. It’s pretty intense stuff.

Could he be any sexier though? I mean, for obvious reasons he’s sexy (THE DIMPLES, THE VOICE, THE BEARD, THE OVERALL GORGEOUSNESS) but there’s something about the way he totally got over his fear without bitching that makes me want to have his babies. He was so manly about it. Swoon


Christie Brinkley has a Marilyn Monroe moment

Christie Brinkley was doing something somewhere when the wind made her have a Marilyn Monroe moment. Except hers was actually on accident whereas Marilyn Monroe was just an AW that wanted to flash her junk to everyone!

I’d also like to take this moment to remind everyone CHRISTIE BRINKLEY IS 57 YEARS OLD. Holy crap she looks amazing. Seriously, she looks less weathered than Lindsay Lohan, who is in her early 20’s. Funny how that works.

via Fark.com via Daily Mail


Lindsay Lohan thought she should’ve been cast instead of Natalie Portman in Black Swan. Let that sink in for a minute.

Instead of an interview, PLUM Magazine publishes career assassination article on Lindsay Lohan. Are we sure this was written by a journalist, not a sniper? LOL. It’s pretty awesome though. I guess right before Linsday Lohan went to jail in May she agreed to an interview with PLUM Magazine. Prep for the interview was the journalist following her around for a few days. After the “shadowing” portion ended, Jacquelynn D. Powers (the writer) says, “I never got my interview. My associates and I were exhausted from the constant demands, drama, outbursts, cancellations and tsoris from the Lohan clique.”

Plum covered all Lindsay’s expenses, including airfare for her and her family/entourage, lodging at the iconic Raleigh hotel in the penthouse suite and all transportation costs.” So instead of scrapping the article completely, the writer decided to talk about her crazy antics. I LOVE IT. Via MSNBC:

As we pulled up to the Fontainebleau, a bright-orange parking cone was blocking the entrance. Not accustomed to waiting, apparently, she lowered the car’s window and shouted, ‘Move that cone. I’m Lindsay Lohan.’ And it was done.

She drank wine, even when discussing her sobriety, and was “constantly looking for drama, whether it was picking a fight with her younger sister… or freaking out over a lost pair of Zanotti heels.

She overstayed her welcome at nightclubs and, eventually, the entire trip: Monday morning was supposed to be check-out time, but Lindsay and her posse refused to leave… It was like watching the lights come on at a nightclub after-hours—not pretty.

But the absolute best part of the article? This gem:

She said she, “took ballet until she was 19 and was indignant that she was not considered for the movie Black Swan.”

Excuse me for a moment: BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAH. *gasps for air* HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Oh lord. That’s funny, Lindsay. Nice. WWTDD hilariously points out:

One day after Natalie Portman was cast in ‘Black Swan’, Lindsay was announced as a suspect after $400,000 in jewelry was stolen from one of her photo shoots.

Portman went on to win an Academy Award. Lohan went on to steal a Rolex and a necklace and do more coke. So really it sounds like the movie would have been great either way. Portman and Lohan are practically the same person.

Yeah, Lindsay definitely should’ve been cast for that role. THAT would’ve gone over well. I bet instead of shooting the scene where Natalie Portman hallucinates and becomes delusional the director could have installed a hidden camera in Lindsay’s dressing room and used the footage of her talking to herself. “You’re beautiful. You’re a great actress. That Rolex was just borrowed. Those ankle monitors went off on their own. You did nothing wrong. You are the victim. You’re a serious actress.”

Here’s the promo picture for her interview:


In the world of celebrity baby names, Kate Hudson commits a misdomeanor

In the world of celebrity baby names, Kate Hudson commits a misdomeanor. Not a felony (I’m looking at you, Gwyneth Paltrow). Let’s be serious, IT COULD BE A LOT WORSE. But it’s still pretty bad. Matt Belamy, her piece (AKA fiance) tweeted the following baby announcement:

So happy! Just had a baby boy, Bingham ‘Bing’ Hawn Bellamy. Born 7lb 12oz, on 9th July.  Mum and baby are strong and healthy. Mum was a warrior, Bing popped out after 4.5 hours of intense pushing!

For those wondering, Bingham is my mum’s maiden name and Bing Russell was Kurt’s dad. Family connections all round!

I mean……… “Bingham” doesn’t sound that bad. But “Bing”? Is this some type of Microsoft sponsor deal? Is Kate Hutson going to be Bing.com’s new spokesperson? Was she paid? I mean……… that would be like naming your kid Google. I don’t care if Google is a family name, if someone named their kid Google everyone thinks of GOOGLE.COM not the fact that your mom’s sister’s daughter’s husband’s stepson was named Google.

Sigh. Celebrities. What do you think about the name? Do you like it?


Jimmy Fallon and Chris Evans (drool) play beer pong.

Chris Evans stopped by Late Night With Jimmy Fallon to promote his upcoming film Captain America, and he played a game of beer pong with Jimmy. Chris is so ridiculously ripped. I wonder if he’s on the juice. He’s like the perfect physical specimen. We should clone him. DO IT, OBAMA. Do it.


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