Megan Fox bikini pictures. She looks great! Gained a tiny bit of weight, I think.
Megan Fox was on vacation in Hawaii with Brian Austin Green and…. shockingly…. was photographed by the paparazzi in her bikini. She looks good, though! She’s got a little color, and looks like she gained a little bit of weight. Nothing super substantial, but it looks good on her and I think she needed it.
Now, what I need is more Megan! She has disappeared. No movies lately, no pictures, no news…………. not happy with that.
Anyway, enjoy. The rest of the photos are over at The Superficial, which is where I stole these from.
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Oh my gosh, Jennifer Aniston’s boyfriend has a personality!!!
You guys! I’ve seen so many pictures of Justin Theroux and he’s become such a regular fixture in the gossip magazines that I have basically forgotten that I know ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ABOUT HIM and I’ve never heard him talk!
He was on Ellen and… well…. just watch the video. It’s adorable and I love him now. I’m 99.9999% sure they will get married, because I would marry him.
Lindsay Lohan looks like a grandma.
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Lindsay Lohan had her day in court today. She looks like she’s 56 years old. Her poor, poor face. Drugs and alcohol and smoking have not treated her well. Some people can actually handle it relatively well considering what their body is going through…. take Kate Moss for instance. She’s been doing the good stuff for years and is still a supermodel, and her skin at 38 looks better than Lindsay’s looks at 25. That’s really sad. And Lindsay has access to the best doctors and spas and products because A) she gets half of it for free and B) she’s been rich her entire life. So there’s really no reason her face should look bad, even WITH the alcohol and drugs. SHE HAS NO EXCUSES FOR LOOKING LIKE A GRANDMA.
OK, so I’m done ranting about her face…. let’s talk about the court hearing. She got a big gold star for doing everything right, including her probation and therapy, which is….. actuallly…. shocking. I did not think that would happen. She never ever ever has good news at court. So…. good for her I guess. But anyway, she has until March 29 to not f*ck everything up, and if she can handle that, she’ll be free to stage paparazzi photoshoots at nightclubs until her little heart bursts!
Rihanna and Chris Brown thought it would be a good idea to release a song together
A skanky song, at that. It’s called “Birthday Cake” and super inappropriate and NSFW.
What do YOU think? Did they alter Kate Upton’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition cover too much?
As anticipated, Kate Upton landed the cover of the Sport’s Illustrated Swimsuit Edition. This news was supposed to be unveiled tonight on the The Late Show, with a billboard and everything. But they sent a shipment of the magazines too early to a gas station in Michigan, and you know those crazy yoopers, ruining everything…. so they posted pictures online. Oh well, news doesn’t travel that fast and I’m sure the majority of people watching the show will be seeing it for the first time.
So what do you think? Like it? Yeah. She’s super hot. But here’s my beef with it. Yeah, she looks great on the cover but like… SHE’S NOT THAT SKINNY IN REAL LIFE. At all. They either Photoshopped her to hell, or just made her pose very, very strategically…. with the hand on the hip and the angle. I dunno. But Kate is super, super curvy. Like, real curves. She probably weighs a good 15-20 lbs more than most of the models that make the covers normally.
For example, here is a photo of her in a runway show just a few days ago:
And for good measure here’s a photoshopped magazine picture of her in Esquire, but she still looks much more natural:
See what I mean? There’s a HUGE difference between the cover and her in real life. She doesn’t have cut abs like she does in that picture. Her boobs are way bigger in real life. She doesn’t have as small of a waist…. they’re not little differences. They’re big differences. They totally changed her body.
What’s great about Kate is that she’s not really plus size, but she’s also not thin like most models. She’s just…. healthy and…. I dunno…has boobs. That’s why I think it’s great she made the cover. But they they go and choose a picture, or alter a picture, to make her look like every other woman that’s appeared on the cover before. Why not just choose someone that looks like that naturally instead of having to alter her into looking that way? I dunno.
What do you think? Does she look better in the cover or does she look better on the runway?
Photos via Esquire and Daily Mail
Whitney Houston is dead at age 48. Out partying 2 nights ago
Whitney Houston, the Grammy and Emmy award winning recording artist, was found dead today, as confirmed by her publicist. The cause of death, location, and basically all details surrounding her death have yet to be confirmed.
I’m guessing this is alcohol or drug related since I unfortunately saw photos (here) from Radar Online showing her leaving a club wasted two days ago. I knew she had relapsed with her drug and alcohol problem, but I didn’t realize it had gotten this bad. It’s a shame she doesn’t have people around her that won’t enable her.
She was supposedly being considered as a judge on X-Factor since Fox was looking for A-list, successful recording artists. That really could’ve been a turning point for her. So much for that.
DON’T DO DRUGS, ladies and gentleman. And don’t marry Bobby Brown. Here are the rest of the photos from February 9, 2012 where she was leaving a club wasted, following a charity performance:
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Before Google News is overrun by stories about her dying, I’ve snatched a few of highlights showing what she’s been doing the last few days…
- Article from a small blog (so who knows how credible) saying her and Ray J (yes, the Kim Kardashian sex tape Ray J) were seen having dinner. They dated in the past (truly bizarre)…. I hope he wasn’t involved with this somehow, partying with her or something…. Story here.
- Whitney was approached “officially” to become an X-Factor judge, after Paula Abdul and Nicole Scherzinger were both let go. Story here…
- Earlier in the evening she was at an event hosted by Kelly Price, to raise money for a charity. She sang “Jesus Loves Me” … video below
- Obviously… the above mentioned Radar Online post showing her leaving the club, later in the evening, wasted… story here.
Although Whitney was known for her singing abilities, her reality show was pretty epic, and I will always appreciate her for giving one of the best sound bites of all time. I frequently send people JUST this link in a text message when I feel it’s appropriate:
(here’s the longer version)
UPDATE: She was found in her hotel room at the Beverly Hilton unresponsive. And there’s more truth to that Ray J rumor than I thought…. TMZ actually photographed them out the other night here. I wonder if he was the one that found her?
via ABC News
Some people just look bad in red lipstick.
Or maybe it’s because she tried to do eyes AND lips… which just… doesn’t work. There’s way too much going on here.
Vanessa Hudgens dances to a Beyonce song better than Beyonce.
I’ve always had a girl crush on Vanessa Hudgens, but I had NO IDEA she could dance this well…..here’s a video of her and Ashley Tisdale dancing to Beyonce’s “Who Run The World” …. pretty feeyus! Who’s a better dancer?
Blue Ivy Carter has 6 nannies and tons of bling already. Suri Cruise is gonna be SO PISSED.
6 nannies? Jewel encrusted bottle? Diaper changed once an hour? Song on the billboard top 100 already? Man, SURI CRUISE IS GONNA BE SO PISSED. She’s been dethroned as the most over the top Hollywood baby. According to InTouch Weekly via IDLYITW:
According to a friend, the new mom has two nannies on call at all times, which makes for a total of six nannies for little Blue Ivy Carter. “Beyonce wanted to make sure that her daughter has the best of care,” a friend of the singer tells In Touch. “Her diaper is changed every hour.” And proud papa Jay-Z, 42, is also lavishing attention on the newborn – by way of bling. “Jay-Z bought her diamond earrings and a platinum baby bracelet,” reveals the friend. “Even her bottle has pink sapphires on it.”
…………lolwut.
OK, so….. I don’t mind the diamond earrings that much. They’re rich, SUPER CRAZY RICH, and a lot of babies get their ears pierced. I had mine pierced as an infant, and I think I had super tiny little diamond ones. I’m sure Blue Ivy’s are a carat each (at least) but still.. I get it. What I DON’T get is a “platinum baby bracelet.” I also don’t see Beyonce with 2 nannies at once. That’s extremely hard for me to believe because she seems like someone that tries her best to be normal, at least at home. She’s down for her man, so I bet she’s down for her baby.
I’m gonna go ahead and say this story is BS, especially since InTouch reported it, and they haven’t said anything accurate in approximately 6 years.*
Somewhere in a $108,000 outfit, upon hearing the news that Blue Ivy’s diaper is only changed once every two hours, and her baby bracelet was cubic zirconia instead of diamonds, Suri Cruise was seen laughing like this:
*not a scientific study
Prince William and Duchess Kate add a member to the royal family…. a Cocker Spaniel puppy!
d’awwwwwww! The rumors of late have been that Kate Middleton is pregnant with twins…. but the first addition to their family is an adorable one-month-old Cocker Spaniel. SO CUTE. Here are some pictures of them walking on the beach, being uncharacteristically affectionate towards one another, probably because they knew this crap would end up on every website, including my own.
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US Magazine says the couple got the puppy from one of Carole Middleton’s friends. (Carole is Kate’s mom for those of you that don’t obsessively follow this crap like I do.) They weren’t 100% ready to commit, so they took the puppy home for a little bit of time to see how they’d handle it (like any responsible adult should) and they fell in love with it, as we all do. So they kept it. And now I’m blogging about it, because I have no life.
The puppy’s name has not been released, but I’m sure rumors will start………. what do you think they should name it? I hope it’s not a people name. I HATE NOTHING MORE THAN WHEN PEOPLE GIVE THEIR PETS A PEOPLE NAME. I know someone who named their dog Jane. Like….WHAT? Stop that. Stop it now.
That dog, that I will call Marie Antoinette when referenced from henceforth, will probably live a better life than any of us can dream, and for that…. I am very sad. But I’m happy to see they, A) didn’t buy Marie Antoinette from a pet store, B) took the decision seriously, and C) got a black dog… because black dogs are not adopted as often as other dogs and are put down the most at shelters… *sad face*
Unlike everyone buying an engagement ring exactly like Kate’s, this is a trend I can get behind! Everyone go adopt a black dog or cat from the shelter… better yet, an ADULT dog or cat, because they need homes! But make sure you can give them a good home before you do it.
WTF happened to Nick Carter’s face?
DUDE. Not that I’ve ever been a Nick Carter fan (I’M PROUD TO SAY I HAVEN’T) … but like…. DUDE. WTF HAPPENED TO YOUR FACE!!!!
Is he wearing lipstick? Why…. why does it look like he’s wearing lipstick?
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What celebrities would look like if they moved to Oklahoma
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I LOVE THEM ALL SO MUCH. I think Pamela Anderson is my favorite, though. Or Ashlee Simpson.
Thanks to Jillie for sending this to me…. it made my day!
Oh no she DI’INT! Khloe’s ex-step mom says Khloe isn’t really a Kardashian, and is a product of Kris’ affair.
Obviously Khloe looks…. different…than her sisters. She was a blonde baby, she’s tall, her hair is lighter, her facial features are different… which is weird if you think about it. It’s clear Kris has strong genetics, all her kids look like HER, and look very little like the fathers. Kim and Kourtney look nothing like their dad, Robert Kardashian. Even her kids with Bruce Jenner (Kylie and Kendall) look a lot like Kim and Kourtney, even though they’re only half-sisters. So you’d think that would carry over to Khloe, no?
Well… Kris admits in her book that she had an affair on Robert Kardashian (Khloe’s supposed dad) the 10ish months before Khloe was born. It’s why she got divorced, because her hubby caught her. Robert got remarried to some ho named Jan, and Jan is now blabbing about Khloe for a quick buck to Star Magazine:
“Khloe is not his kid — he told me that after we got married. He just kind of looked at me and said [it] like it was a matter of fact. He said, ‘Well, you know that Khloe’s not really a Kardashian, don’t you?’ And I said…’OK,’ and that was it.”
So… there’s that. Robert’s OTHER wifey Ellen Kardashian, that he married either before or after Jan (I don’t care enough to research this sh*t), backs her up. She says:
“Khloe brought it up all the time. She looked nothing like the rest. She was tall, had a different shape, light hair, curly hair. Didn’t look anything like the other three children. Robert did question the fact that Khloe was his. Any normal man would if they knew their wife had cheated on him. [But] he never would have considered a DNA test. He loved her very much.”
And honestly? I kind of believe them. I doubt Khloe would ever admit that, because she makes her entire living off being a KARDASHIAN, not a John Doe’s kid. So even if a DNA test has been taken and she’s in fact NOT her dad’s kid, I doubt that will ever be…ya know… confirmed.
I’d also like to take this opportunity to say that Kris AND Bruce are both huge skanks. Bruce has like…10 kids from 2 or 3 women. Kris has 6 kids from at LEAST 2 men, possibly three. Rich people are cray. In the real world, they’d be judged x100. In “I’m rich as sh*t” world, people are like “OMG THEY’RE SO PRETTY WHO CARES THAT THERE ARE 16 BABY MAMAS INVOLVED!”
via dlisted
Well, that was fast. Beyonce and Jay-Z’s baby, Blue Ivy Carter, already dropped her first single.
Jay-Z wrote a song about Blue Ivy Carter about her birf. It’s called “Glory” feat….. BLUE IVY CARTER. Yeha, you heard me.. BLUE IVY CARTER has already dropped her first song, and her contribution was her first cry, it’s towards the end. I wonder when she’ll get signed to Roc Nation.
The song is pretty sweet, though. In the lyrics he talks about a miscarriage Beyonce had previously:
False alarms and false starts, All made better by the sound of your heart, All the pain of the last time, I prayed so hard it was the last time. Last time the miscarriage was so tragic, We was afraid you’d disappear, Naw baby you magic.
You know what? This alone shows they have really good people around them, that it never leaked that she A) was previously pregnant or B) miscarried. They got to tell the world on their own terms. Here’s the song, the cry is at the end:
More about the birth………The notoriously private couple, that hasn’t even confirmed they’re MARRIED, released a statement about the birth, probably to shut everyone up about the c-section rumors:
“We are happy to announce the arrival of our beautiful daughter, Blue Ivy Carter, born on Saturday, January 7, 2012. Her birth was emotional and extremely peaceful; we are in heaven.’ They continue, ‘She was delivered naturally at a healthy 7 lbs. It was the best experience of both of our lives. We are thankful to everyone for all your prayers, well wishes, love and support.”
A rep from the hospital also said:
‘The suggestion that the couple paid $1.3 million to rent an entire maternity floor is simply not true. The family is housed in an executive suite at the hospital and is being billed the standard rate for those accommodations. Our executive suites are available for any patient, including the food service and amenities provided to the Carter family. We have made every effort to ensure minimal disruption to other families experiencing the births of their own children over the past three days. No security plan that we or the Carters’ security team put in place would have prevented or delayed families from gaining access to the NICU, and to date, no families have complained to the hospital about being denied access to the NICU.’
Welp. That clears everything up. It apparently didn’t cost $1.3 million, and they didn’t piss off other people at the hospital, even though some guy said he wasn’t allowed to see his baby. Good talk.
John Mayer is participating (and encouraging) Jim Carey’s crazy. I am disappoint.
Watch a video of the collaboration here!
It’s been a while since I’ve had any John Mayer news. He’s got his own category on the blog…. Hubby #1: John Mayer. I’m sad that I’m even writing about this, or posting the ridiculous video. THIS SHOULDN’T BE HAPPENING. My future husband shouldn’t be doing this low budget crap. It’s embarrassing. I’m embarrassed for him. Talented, hot, sane people like John Mayer should not be hanging out with midlife crisis lunatics such as Jim Carey. OR playing the background music for their weird art videos. Jim Carey’s art looks like the stuff I used to draw on my binder with gel pens in Bible class when I’d zone out.
Do you think maybe Jim just invited John over, and was like, “hey man, play something for me!” when they were hanging out? And then John started playing and Jim was like, “Dude I’m just gonna record you real fast!” and John felt pressured because he was in that awkward situation where he doesn’t want to say no and stop playing immediately because then Jim would know he’d be embarrassed for the world to see that they hang out. So he just played to be a nice guy, and now Jim is calling John his muse, and using John’s music as background music to his cray art video?
I bet that’s what happened. At least that’s what I’m going to tell myself happened.
What you think when you see these LeAnne Rimes swimsuit photos will depend on if you’re a man or a woman.
A GUY SEES THIS AND THINKS: “Damn, LeAnne, you need a sandwich. Let me feed it to you……here….eat this mayonnaise and Dorito* sandwich. (*Or anything else with high calories and fat content)” or… if he’s really messed up in the head, he’s thinking something like, “Damn, LeAnne Rimes looks hot in a bikini!!”
A WOMAN SEES THIS AND THINKS: “That dirty ho isn’t wearing shoes in a public bathroom.” Or at least I hope that’s what they’re thinking, because that’s what I thought.
To be completely honest with you, I don’t even like going barefoot in my own bathroom. I shed a lot, and somehow stray hairs end up stuck to me. And we all know once a hair has fallen off your head it’s immediately DISGUSTING and touching it is gross. So like…. the idea of going into a public restroom without shoes on makes me die a little bit inside. OTHER PEOPLE’S hairs touching me? Plus other people’s… other stuff? That’s stuck to the floor? Touching me?……….. no thank you.
via Amy Grindhouse
You can poop like an A-list celebrity for the LOW cost of only $425!!!!!!
If you’ve never been to Goop.com, please take a moment out of your day and visit. It’s the most pretentious thing you will ever read in your entire life. It’s Gwyneth Paltrow’s website where she tells you how everything she does is the best, and how you should do it in her way. Cooking, clothing, activities, exercise, travel, decorating, diet… EVERYTHING. It’s insane. In a good way. In a “you’re so much better than me and I hate you for it but I can’t hate you 100% because you’re so nice about it” way.
I can’t afford anything she suggests, such as her “hangover cure” consisting of various expensive spa treatments. MUST BE NICE. The only “steam room” I have available to me when I’m hungover is when I pass out in my shower and I wake up and the hot water has been running for 40 minutes. I doubt any of my readers can afford anything on Goop either, so I don’t post about it much. But then I saw the GOOP POOP CLEANSE™ (no, that’s not what it’s really called, but it should be), and I decided I should post about it. For the low price of $425.00, you too can poop like an A-list celebrity! You get a kit containing:
A three-week supply of Nourish: Protein powder; Move: Fiber powder; Clear 1: Probiotic anti-microbial; Balance: Insulin regulator; Cleanse Manual, Ease: Digestive enzyme; Encourage: Strong probiotic; Clear 2: Herbal anti-microbial; Relief: Liver support; Recipe Guide
I don’t know what any of those things do, so don’t expect an informed article here. Or for me to critique it and be like “THOSE THINGS DON’T EVEN DO ANYTHING GOOF FOR YOUR BODY!” because I have no idea what they do. Well, wait. I kinda know what they do. They make you poop. A LOT. But I’m pretty sure you can buy a bottle of Ex Lax for $3 at the drug store and it will do the same thing. Sure, that $3 bottle of Ex Lax won’t have fancy herbal anti-microbials to help with whatever they help with, but your body will still poop. A lot. WITHOUT HAVING TO SPEND $425. So I suggest going to Walgreens and doing that instead. Unless you want large intestine EXACTLY like Gwyneth’s, which in that case you should obviously shell out the extra $422 and go with Goop Poop Cleanse™.
It’s so weird that this is her first venture. As a celebrity product pusher, wouldn’t the natural progression be to release a fragrance before you release a colon cleanse? Or, wait… there’s a joke in there somewhere. Something about spraying your fragrance to cover up the smell of your colon cleanse. I can’t quite get a joke out of it, but you get how my mind works now. It might make sense for her to wait a few months, then the fragrance will sell better because it will make sense.
I should be in PR or something, right? Genius.
Was totally expecting this “Angelina Jolie lookalike” to look nothing like her. WRONG. WRONG WRONG WRONG. This is creepy.
She’s like a HOTTER version of Angelina Jolie.
Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are engaged? WHAT?
Reports are saying Justin Timberlake and Jessica biel are engaged:
Us Weekly is reporting the singer proposed to Biel in late December while vacationing in Jackson, Wyoming, knowing Biel’s love for snowboarding and the mountains.
Jessica and Justin have been together over four years, so you might be wondering why I’m GENUINELY shocked. Well, I’m shocked because he dumped her ass in March. Cold blood dumping, man. Why was it cold blood? Because Jessica isn’t the “call the paparazzi so I get my photo taken” girl. She isn’t the “capitalize off the fact that I’m in an A-list relationship to get roles” girl. She isn’t Blake Lively (not that there’s anything wrong with Blake Lively). She wants her privacy. She wants a real relationship. And he still dumped her.
When they broke up earlier in 2011, I thought he was for sure going to move on to his next relationship. He’s always in these long-term 3-4 year relationships…. Britney Spears…… Cameron Diaz….. Jessica Biel….. I thought he’d just moveeeee on to the next one because he’s never gone back to someone before. There were rumors about him and Mila Kunis. Her phone was hacked during that whole scandal and there were supposedly naughty photos of him on there.
When I heard that I thought he had for sure moved on….no hope for Jessica and him to reunite. But nope, he dumped Jessica, fooled around with Mila (and who knows who else), got it out of his system, realized he missed her while she wait patiently (and pathetically), they got back together 3 months later (in Juneish), and now they’re going to get married 6 months later?
Ta daaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!! That’s how you do it, ladies. When you get dumped, don’t try to make him jealous. Act like a classy broad and he’ll come crawling back and give you a ring, hahaha. Just kidding, don’t do that. That’s sad.
But I’m happy for them. They’re a pretty normal couple if you ignore the fact that they’re famous, beautiful, have ridiculously large egos, are extremely talented, and have piles and piles of money. But I do like them. And her. It’s obvious she values their relationship more than her career, because if she didn’t, she would’ve gone into “IT GIRL” PR mode and tried to date someone more famous after Justin broke up with her to get in the tabloids. Typical “I just got dumped” move, and she didn’t make any of the normal moves, and now she’s snagged herself the girl everyone wants to date. Justin freakin’ Timberlake. At least I still have hopes of marrying JC, amirite?
Cee Lo Green is a ‘tard, changed most important lyrics to Lennon’s song “Imagine”
Cee Lo Green, who penned the contagious song “F*ck You,” performed John Lennon’s song “Imagine” on NBC’s New Year’s Eve show.
As an artist, it’s pretty rude to sing someone else’s song and change the lyrics. Plus, it’s just plain stupid to sing a globally beloved song, and change the lyrics. PEOPLE. WILL. NOTICE. And people will probably be pissed. On top of that, John Lennon is one of the best songwriters to ever live, and that song is one of the best written songs ever. You don’t need to change the words.
He changed the lyric “Nothing to kill or die for, And no religion too“ to “Nothing to kill or die for, And all religion’s true.”
Fans were upset on Twitter, saying he essentially changed the entire message of the song. He tweeted, “Yo I meant no disrespect by changing the lyric guys! I was trying to say a world were u could believe what u wanted that’s all.” And later deleted the tweets, and any tweets referencing the gaffe.
I get what Ceelo’s saying, and I don’t think he’s changing the message of the song entirely. He’s agreeing that religion causes a lot of the unrest in the world, and he’s “imagining” a world where all religions could respect other religion’s beliefs. So all religions could live in peace. Everyone getting along……peace………same message, right? Just one has religion and one doesn’t? Eh…… who knows. Maybe I’m stretching it here.
Next year NBC should to avoid controversy and have their performer sing a song without any substance for NYE… how about ”Baby” by Justin Bieber instead? Fair compromise I think.
LeBron James and Savannah Brinson got engaged…..thoughts?
LeBron James and his longtime girlfriend Savannah Brinson got engaged last night. I can’t decide if I’m happy or sad. I know nothing about LeBron James and his exploits, but I know A LOT about VH1′S Basketball Wives, so I understand that all these dudes cheat on their girlfriends and wives.
So I’m torn. Part of me likes to think LBJ is nothing like that, since they’ve been together since high school, he’s taken his time proposing to her, they have 2 kids together………………but I mean…. he’s attractive, successful, and thousands of professional NBA skank headhunters want to obtain his DNA and cook a baby with him. So it makes them less likely to succeed.
Who knows what’ll happen. I have a good feeling about them. But then again, I had a good feeling about Katy Perry and Russell Brand, and look how that turned out. My relationship forecasts obviously need some improvement.
Do you think they’ll make it, or will this end in a messy and awesome cheating scandal, a la Kobe Bryant, in 10 years?
I’m obsessed with Sandra Bullock’s two-toned hair
I went to get my hair cut and dyed the other day without ever seeing these Sandra pictures. Well, unfortunately I haven’t found any EXACT examples of what I wanted….. so I was hoping it’d turn out OK. To give the stylist a good idea, I brought this photo of Jennifer Carpenter (left) because it was the closest thing I could find. I think the technique is called Ombre? It’s basically the look of grown out highlights. Lots, and lots, of grown out highlights.
But I was like “My hair is black….sooo…. the roots will obviously be darker, and I don’t want the ends to be blonde. I want a mid-brown…chocolatey, almost.”
It didn’t turn out anything like EITHER photo, unfortunately, and these photos of Sandra Bullock weren’t out yet. But….I WANT HER HAIR. I WANT IT ON MY HEAD. I’m gonna go steal it all. Mine didn’t turn out how I wanted it to AT ALL, and I’m a little sad about that, but at least I can live vicariously through Sandra.
But, on an unrelated note, is it just me or does her face look really weird in the second picture? Like she’s been injecting too much shit into her face? But whatever, she’s ridiculously hot. So it is what it is.
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