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Animals bein’ cute

Video of dogs sticking their heads out windows. IN SLOW MOTION.

Everything is better in slow motion.


I have absolutely no idea what George Clooney is doing in this picture, but I like it.


World’s biggest insect is so big it can nom on a carrot


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I just screamed like this. (CLICK THAT. Seriously).

That is not an insect. THAT’S A FUCKING MAMMAL. That thing probably births human sized babies. OH MY GOD can you imagine if you woke up and that thing was anywhere near you? Oa;dkjf;jksdf ;kasjd f; kasd;fk adsf;k a;skfla;skjf;lkwaej;ida;flja;sldkf;alksdjf;lakjsdf

You wouldn’t even be able to kill it

You’d probably need to shoot it with a gun.

Anyway, you can read more about it at Gawker. I don’t know why you’d want to, though. That thing is gr-oss.


Video of lab-raised Beagles seeing the sun for the first time. TEARS.

Oh man, all this dust. It’s getting in my eyes!

Lab-raised beagles that have never seen the light of day are rescued and brought outside for the first time, thanks to the efforts of Animal Rescue, Media & Education (ARME) and their Beagle Freedom Project.

Happily, all the rescued beagles have since been placed in loving foster homes.

Information on adopting one (or all!) can be found on ARME’s Beagle Freedom Project website.

via The Daily What


All my cute animal stuff lumped into one post

As usual, there’s a bunch of cute animal pictures on my computer desktop and I haven’t found a time to post them. So here you go, all lumped into one cute little package. Try not to overdose on the cuteness

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I’m obsessed with babies and I’m obsessed with dogs so I love this video


I love this picture.

Ya’an, China — Jeremy Browne, British minister of state for the foreign and commonwealth office, poses with a giant panda at the Ya’an Bifengxia base of the China Conservation and Research Centre for the Giant Panda. Two giant pandas from the facility will be shipped to Britain, where they’ll stay for 10 years. It’s the first time China has sent pandas to Britain since 1974.

Ninja squirrel vs stoners.

This video, appropriately titlted “Ninja Squirrel vs. Stoners” made me lol, hard. “Ninja’d” should be added to Webster’s next year as a verb.

The video description is my favorite. I feel like these guys should have a TV show:

They heard a noise in the garbage can and decided to see what was in there… Twitter: @Cannabustin


Pet related cuteness, just for fun…


Blind kitten plays with toys for the first time. *tear*

Awwww man, the only thing better than a kitten video is a happily ever after kitten video. From the video description on YouTube:

Some of you asked for more Oskar videos, so here we go….. I took this video the day after we adopted him. Since he is completely blind (born without formed eyeballs) we gave him some balls with bells inside. As you can tell, he can “see” them by using his ears! He is such a happy and inspiring cat — we are blessed to have him with us.


10 amazing underwater photos via National Geographic

I post about the most random stuff on BlahBethany….there probably aren’t many websites on the internet that that focus mainly on celebrity gossip, cute animals, and television, no? But I suppose that’s why you people continue to come back and read my articles, hahaha.

But anyway, these photos are really amazing so I wanted to share! I love the ocean and sea creatures, even creepy sharks. Read what Huffington Post had to say about it all and enjoy all the pictures by clicking the link at the bottom of the post:

National Geographic describes its latest book, “Ocean Soul”($50), as “a love story.” It’s a stunning showcase of underwater images, all shot by Brian Skerry, a photojournalist for National Geographic magazine.

“One animal that keeps me pondering is the shark,” says Skerry in the book. “Spellbound by these enigmatic animals since I first encountered them in New England, I never tire of watching their special blend of power and grace. Despite much observation, we know so little about their lives.”

Witness a glimpse into the wonders and mysteries of the oceans in this series of images from “Ocean Soul”.

See all 10 photos after the jump! (more…)


This prairie dog is wearing a tutu. Your argument is invalid.


This kitten can use an iPad better than I can.

d’awwww. That’s cute. I don’t even like cats and I think that’s cute.

via The Daily What


Baby monkey taking a bath = cutest animal video I’ve ever seen. EVER. And I’ve seen a lot.

If monkeys weren’t such unpredictable, dirty, disgusting animals I’d totally want one.

That is, if they stayed the size of a baby.


This will make you smile.

 


Dog (> cat) fights off knife-wielding intruder

Thankfully this has a somewhat happy ending (hey, the dog is alive!), but it could be happier if his medical bills are paid.

Nine-year-old Buster fought so hard to protect his home that he shattered several teeth as he chomped on his attacker’s hunting knife. He also suffered gashes to his throat, shoulder and jowls.

“Every room of my house was filled with blood. It was like a murder scene,” said Larry Wagaman, who returned home to the crime scene about 10:20 a.m. Thursday at his east St. Paul house.

Buster, a fawn boxer who survived his latest surgery on Monday, was home alone while Wagaman went on a 20-minute run to buy supplies for a weekend bow-hunting trip.

Wagaman, an Anoka County corrections officer, returned to find Buster slumped in his basement kennel in a puddle of blood and gasping for air through a sucking neck wound.

A thief (or thieves) broke in by smashing two windows of the house on the 1800 block of E. Maryland Avenue. Cash, computers, a hunting bow, three rifles and Wagaman’s corrections uniforms were stolen. The invader turned Wagaman’s own 6-inch hunting knife on Buster, then left the bloody weapon on the kitchen table.

Wagaman wasn’t surprised Buster fought so hard to protect the house he’s lived in since he was a puppy.

“He’s a dog that comes around every 100 years. He’s just awesome,” Wagaman said. Buster “fought him off every room they were in.”

The dog’s care exceeded $3,000 — before the latest surgery. “That’s a lot of money, but I don’t care. He’s a hero,” Wagaman said.

Employees in the St. Paul emergency communications center, who heard the initial emergency call, have already raised $500 to help. A fund has been set up for Buster’s care in his name at any Wells Fargo branch. The “Buster Fund” is account No. 642-89-22-071.

Even though the burglar made away with some possessions, they weren’t able to take Buster’s bad ass title!

via The Daily What via Star Tribune


Dogs vs Cats


This smart dog figured out how to play fetch with himself…

If my dog was this smart (she isn’t) I’m sure she’d do it for hours, and hours, and hours. Here’s Winnie, she’s obsessed with her ball:

This is my favorite pictures of Tank. I don’t have any of him with a tennis ball, because he didn’t inherit the “retriever” portion of “Golden Retriever.” The only thing he retrieves is all my socks. I was laying on the floor in this picture, and he was leaning over the bed looking down at me. I think he looks like Jocelyn Wildenstein here:


Baby elephant taking his first steps. You will audibly awweeeeee, I promise.


Someone took my favorite doggy YouTube video and made it into a real Halloween costume

d’awwwww. SO CUTE. He looks a little awkward, but it’s whatever. At-ats are awkward.


Hamster having a dream ’bout nibbling lettuce

It’s possible this hamster isn’t even dreaming, he’s probably having a seizure. But even if that’s true, he’s still very cute. Is that terrible of me?


Sorry for sucking at blogging, here’s a bunch of cute animal GIFs as an apology!

Sorry I suck at blogging for the last week, I’ve been crazy busy. It’ll get better I swear. While you’re waiting, please enjoy all these animal GIFs as an apology! It’ll pick up after this weekend, I swear…

More after the jump!

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Awww, this story about a puppy made me cry. Happy ending though!

Awwwwwwwwwwwwww man. this was so sweet. Poor little puppy! I’m glad someone took care of her and that she can walk now. I love dogs. via The Daily What:

Harper, an 11-week-old pit bull born with a debilitating disorder commonly known as “swimmer puppy disorder,” was found in a trash bag and brought to a shelter to be euthanized.Dogs with pectus excavatum can’t walk and aren’t expected to survive, but Harper was lucky enough to find shelter regular Erica Daniel, who took the puppy home and, with a little TLC, slowly helped Harper learn to stand on her own four paws.

Daniel admits falling in love with Harper was not what she had in mind — “I’d planned on taking her home that night,” she told NBC’s Today, “letting her sleep in bed with us, and having her humanely euthanized in the morning” — but felt she couldn’t just give up, especially after seeing Harper’s determination to walk around on her own.

“The whole world was against her, but she’s such a fighter,” says Daniel. “She’s a blessing. She’s awesome.”

 


OOOMMMGGG, a red headed seal pup! I’m going to die of cuteness overload.

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING I’VE EVER FREAKING SEEN. Seriously. I’m going to die. If someone else didn’t adopt him, I would’ve. Somehow. Are seals legal pets? via The Daily What:

A rare gingery-brown seal pup, spotted by photographer Anatoly Strakhov on Russia’s Tyuleniy Island, was reportedly abandoned by its herd, and left to fend for itself.

“He was not playing with other baby seals he just was hiding and waiting for his mother to come and feed him,” Strakhov is quoted as saying.

Happily, Strakhov reports that staff from a local dolphinarium have adopted the seal. One less lonely pup.


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