In all of it’s live glory:
As if Allison Williams couldn’t get any hotter….she goes and does this*.
*3 years ago, but still.
**Apparently this video made Judd Apatow want to cast her in the role of Marnie on Girls.
10:01 I’m way too old for this, you guys. I’m going to bed.
9:51 Kat Jennings looks smokin in that blue dress.
9:45 throwback Herbal Essences commercial! Does that mean their original scents are coming back instead of that fruity BS?
9:36 Ri-Ri is performing. Poor girl is so lost.
9:25 Ummm, excuse me, Alicia Keys, I can see your under breast cleavage… #CBSRuleViolation #Grammys
9:15 Of course Chris didn’t stand up to clap for Frank when everyone else did. #Grammys
9:12 Please let anyone but Chris Brown win this. I just… I can’t. If he wins I will be upset.
9:11 Even though she’s looking a little hoochie, Kelly Rowland is, in my opinion, best dressed. And best prepared, because she told Ryan Seacrest her goodies are covered up JUST IN CASE.
9:10 I really like this second song of his. I don’t know if I can hear it on the radio, but at least it’s catchy!
9:00 Natalie Portman is so pretty. So far the Taylor Swift Target commercial and the Natalie Portman commercials are in my top 5 Grammy moments.
8:51 I hope Carly Rae Jepsen wins Song of the Year. It would make the Grammys even more respected in the actually-good-music community.
8:38 Everyone saying anything negative about John Mayer needs to stop IMMEDIATELY. I’m not kidding.
8:25 JOHN MAYER IS PRESENTING? Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
8:21 I hope Katy Perry is nominated for EVERYTHING so that I can see John Mayer’s beautiful face every time. #Obsessed #FutureHusband #Grammys
8:20 I am so, so over Jennifer Lopez. She is beautiful, but her blatant acknowledgment of this fact makes me dislike her. Plus, you’re 43. Stop.
8:18 CBS, that was a really creepy testicle commercial, FYI. #Grammys
8:10 Ed Sheeran has one of those voices that makes me want to cry, even when I’m not sad. You know what I mean? Like… the next time I am crying about something, I’m gonna go turn on an Ed Sheeran song so it can be an even better cry.
8:08 How is LL Cool J relevant enough to be hosting the Grammys, by the way? He’s not funny, or popular anymore. No offense, LL.
8:05 She mocked Harry Styles, her ex, in a Brittish accent. Which is stupid, because…. he’s 19. And you’re … older than that. You need to stop. But I guess getting back at your ex by talking crap about him opening up the Grammys is one way of doing things.
8:00 Oooooh, Taylor Swift is trying to be edgy now with a completely unrelated stage display with clowns, siamese twins, and a weird outfit. But her spray tanned legs look GREAT.
Guys, have you ever wondered what kind of pain a woman goes through during childbirth? Normally people would say you’ll never know, but some really messed up women have figured out a way for men to experience
the joys of childbirth the excruciating pain women go through, via a torture device. A genius torture device, I should add.
Dennis and Valerio from the Dutch show Proefkonijnen (or, in English, Guinea Pigs) decided to take the challenge, and strapped the electrodes to their bellies and experiences “contractions” (AKA waves of electricity to cause muscle tension) for TWO HOURS to mimic the last two hours before childbirth.
Here’s the video, MAKE SURE YOU TURN ON CLOSED CAPTIONING! There’s a little CC button (look at the photo above) that you need to press. It starts to get hilarious around the 5:00 mark. I mean…. really. Watch it all. The part where the camera man is cracking up says it all.
One guy, Dennis, manages to survive the entire two hours. My favorite guy, Valeria, bailed. Which, I don’t know if you know this but… WOMEN CAN’T DO THAT DURING CHILDBIRTH. The only thing he has in common with women who actually go through childbirth is he has a huge vagina.
Jennifer Lawrence is super charming, and I love her.
Here she is stealing the words from my mouth about how I’d react if John Stamos were in front of me.
Dear future awkward little girl,
I can relate.
A currently awkward big girl
You guys, I’m so detached from reality, it’s embarrassing. I mean, I knew the inauguration was happening soon… I just didn’t know exactly when, nor did I really care, because I didn’t vote for Obama. Don’t judge me.
Someone tweeted a video of Beyonce singing the National Anthem, and I’m a sucker for the National Anthem. So duh, I clicked it. How could I not? IT’S BEYONCE. There’s a 5% chance she’ll be in a leotard dancing around with background dancers, singing about empowering single ladies such as myself, and a 100% CHANCE she’ll sound great. I didn’t watch any of the inauguration, nor do I really care, but…. I got emotional, you guys. BE-MOTIONAL. Get it? beyonce + emotional? I’m so clever.
So how this went down is I sat there, un-showered, laying in bed, my hair a mess, eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich….. crying. And then I clapped at the end. ALONE IN MY BED WATCHING YOUTUBE. I’m such a freaking loser.
I don’t know if you’re familiar with Reddit, but it’s a website where people just…. post stuff. There are “sub reddits” with weird, random topics. There’s one called PrettyGirlsUglyFaces; I’m sure you can figure out what people post there if you think about it hard enough.
Here are some good ones, and I may or may not have contributed to the mix………….
This literally made my day.
James Franco and his new lady friend, Ashley Benson (this is me pretending like I know who that is), for no reason at all, made this “music video.” He posted it to his WhoSay channel (again, this is me pretending like I know what that is) and took it down pretty quickly.
My bet is he’s afraid of the Beliebers……… which, if you didn’t know, are Justin Bieber fans. Fun fact: my website is belieber.wordpress.com, and I made it before Justin Bieber ever existed. And the reason for that is because my last name IS LIEB so people nicknamed me Belieber.
JUSTIN BIEBER STOLE MY NICKNAME. Not ok with it.
Speaking of Le Mis…. did anyone see it over the holidays? I really wanted to, but no one would see it would me. wah.
My friend Josh posted this on Facebook (at the bottom) so I took a moment, whipped something up in photoshop, and posted my response a few minutes later. I think I’m pretty clever, so I wanted to share it with everyone.
I’d also like to take this moment and remind EVERYONE to go like my page on Facebook, here! Thanks, folks.