GRAMMYS!!!! Live blogging, mostly talking about Taylor Swifts weird facial expressions.
10:01 I’m way too old for this, you guys. I’m going to bed.
9:51 Kat Jennings looks smokin in that blue dress.
9:45 throwback Herbal Essences commercial! Does that mean their original scents are coming back instead of that fruity BS?
9:36 Ri-Ri is performing. Poor girl is so lost.
9:25 Ummm, excuse me, Alicia Keys, I can see your under breast cleavage… #CBSRuleViolation #Grammys
9:15 Of course Chris didn’t stand up to clap for Frank when everyone else did. #Grammys
9:12 Please let anyone but Chris Brown win this. I just… I can’t. If he wins I will be upset.
9:11 Even though she’s looking a little hoochie, Kelly Rowland is, in my opinion, best dressed. And best prepared, because she told Ryan Seacrest her goodies are covered up JUST IN CASE.
9:10 I really like this second song of his. I don’t know if I can hear it on the radio, but at least it’s catchy!
9:00 Natalie Portman is so pretty. So far the Taylor Swift Target commercial and the Natalie Portman commercials are in my top 5 Grammy moments.
8:51 I hope Carly Rae Jepsen wins Song of the Year. It would make the Grammys even more respected in the actually-good-music community.
8:38 Everyone saying anything negative about John Mayer needs to stop IMMEDIATELY. I’m not kidding.
8:25 JOHN MAYER IS PRESENTING? Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
8:21 I hope Katy Perry is nominated for EVERYTHING so that I can see John Mayer’s beautiful face every time. #Obsessed #FutureHusband #Grammys
8:20 I am so, so over Jennifer Lopez. She is beautiful, but her blatant acknowledgment of this fact makes me dislike her. Plus, you’re 43. Stop.
8:18 CBS, that was a really creepy testicle commercial, FYI. #Grammys
8:10 Ed Sheeran has one of those voices that makes me want to cry, even when I’m not sad. You know what I mean? Like… the next time I am crying about something, I’m gonna go turn on an Ed Sheeran song so it can be an even better cry.
8:08 How is LL Cool J relevant enough to be hosting the Grammys, by the way? He’s not funny, or popular anymore. No offense, LL.
8:05 She mocked Harry Styles, her ex, in a Brittish accent. Which is stupid, because…. he’s 19. And you’re … older than that. You need to stop. But I guess getting back at your ex by talking crap about him opening up the Grammys is one way of doing things.
8:00 Oooooh, Taylor Swift is trying to be edgy now with a completely unrelated stage display with clowns, siamese twins, and a weird outfit. But her spray tanned legs look GREAT.