“I look like a Jersey Skank and I love it” JERSEY SHORE SEASON FIVE TRAILER, bitches!

WAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! Looks like the same ‘ol drama, just different location. I’m excited to see what new revelation Mike has about Snooki? They literally from straight from Italy to the house. No stopping anywhere else, which is why I think they threw them a surprise party with their family (where they all cried). So I don’t know where he’d get any new juicy drama to reveal. Maybe he saved a few tricks up his sleeve for a new season? Who knows.

And for no reason at all, here’s a GIF of Ronnie putting on chapstick:

Anyway, AS USUAL it looks amazing. So here’s the trailer, the show premiers January 5! Enjoy: