Please ignore the chubby girls dancing in ugly outfits and LOOK AT THAT FAT KID ON THE COUCH
I hope someday I have children that are tech savvy enough to put their slutty dancing on YouTube. I also hope my 2 year-old has 120% body fat and strong enough abdominal muscles to rock himself back and forth while watching his sisters dance to a shitty Top 40 song with the lyrical prowess of LFO.
USA! USA! USA! USA!
Also, please skip to 1:30. It’s worth it. TRUST ME.