If you’re old enough to be married, YOU SHOULDN’T BE SHOPPING AT ABERCROMBIE & FITCH.

This lady, Kim Navarra, is (inexplicably) upset because when she tried to order $200+ online from Abercrombie.com she received an email notifying her that her order was cancelled and that they wouldn’t accept any orders from her in the future. Why? Because they suspected she was reselling the merchandise since she shopped there so much.

The funny this is that she doesn’t realize Abercrombie is doing her a favor. SERIOUSLY. YOU SHOULDN”T BE SHOPPING THERE ANYMORE. You are clearly out of high school, and you’re MARRIED.

Everyone reading this, please listen to me. We were all brainwashed as high schoolers into thinking Abercrombie was the cool stylish thing to wear. Because all of the other kids in high school were brainwashed too, you were *actually* cool for wearing it. But in the real world… that’s not how it works. You shouldn’t be wearing it anymore.

Kim, if you’re reading this, do yourself a favor and start spending your money on clothing that’s age appropriate and doesn’t have huge text written on your ass or across your boobs.

3 responses

  1. Anonymous

    This especially goes for the gays. I see my older gay brothers wearing too tight A&F clothes thinking it makes them look/feel younger. Unfortunately, it does the exact opposite. I think there are many ways to dress nice without shopping at a store where everyone is a fraction of your age.

    August 16, 2011 at 6:21 PM

    • I know! Where my gays at! We all know the good fashion trends start with them anyway. They need to set the tone for all the rest of America :)

      August 16, 2011 at 7:07 PM

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