Ryan Reynolds is dating………… Charlize Theron?
At first I was like “WHOA, that’s a big age difference!” To me, she looks way older than him. Like Demi and Ashton. But then I read down further in the article and was surprised…
A source tells the new issue of Us Weekly that Ryan Reynolds, 34, and Charlize Theron, 35, ”have been dating — for months! They’re exclusive, and it’s very hush-hush.”
Then I stopped for a second. SHE’S ONLY ONE YEAR OLDER THAN HIM? How is that even possible? Listen, she has a great, GREAT, makeup artist. Because without makeup homegirl looks like she’s at least 40. Have you ever seen the movie Monster? Yeah. Not pretty. I realize she gained 500 million pounds for the role, but still….. THAT WAS HER FACE. Plus Ryan Reynolds is a genetic freak that looks like he’s 25 and probably will look like he’s 25 until he’s 60. So seeing him with an older woman makes him seem like he’s with an OLDER WOMAN. Like… Betty White older. Ryan needs to date someone young…….. like me. I do not approve of this relationship whatsoever AND. IT. NEEDS. TO. BE. STOPPED.