Ryan Reynolds is dating………… Charlize Theron?

US Magazine is saying they have an “exclusive” and are reporting Ryan Reynolds has been dating Charlize Theron for months. Apparently they don’t want to be seem together and it’s on the hus hush.

At first I was like “WHOA, that’s a big age difference!” To me, she looks way older than him. Like Demi and Ashton. But then I read down further in the article and was surprised…

A source tells the new issue of Us Weekly that Ryan Reynolds, 34, and Charlize Theron, 35, “have been dating — for months! They’re exclusive, and it’s very hush-hush.”

Then I stopped for a second. SHE’S ONLY ONE YEAR OLDER THAN HIM? How is that even possible? Listen, she has a great, GREAT, makeup artist. Because without makeup homegirl looks like she’s at least 40. Have you ever seen the movie Monster? Yeah. Not pretty. I realize she gained 500 million pounds for the role, but still….. THAT WAS HER FACE. Plus Ryan Reynolds is a genetic freak that looks like he’s 25 and probably will look like he’s 25 until he’s 60. So seeing him with an older woman makes him seem like he’s with an OLDER WOMAN. Like… Betty White older. Ryan needs to date someone young…….. like me. I do not approve of this relationship whatsoever AND. IT. NEEDS. TO. BE. STOPPED.

And for your viewing pleasure, Charlize Theron without makeup in Monster:

 


6 responses

  1. Anonymous

    Are you serious? Charlize Theron is wearing TONS of makeup in Monster! She was made to look like Aileen Wuornos–ever see her? She has blotchy cover-up for her skin, dark brown contacts, bleached hair and eyebrows, latex on her eyes and face to make it look fuller, and she gained thirty pounds. Charlize is beautiful without ANY makeup–Google it. Saying “look at Charlize Theron without makeup in Monster!” is very contradicting.

    May 21, 2012 at 6:25 PM

  2. Liz

    seriously. they didn’t only put make up on charlize for monster they reconstructed her face in place. HELLO.

    June 15, 2012 at 11:44 AM

  3. Anonymous

    Dude they even make her put false ugly yellow teeth in… Charlize is gentic gold. Are I fucking kidding me?

    June 26, 2012 at 12:52 PM

  4. Anonymous

    Many makeup artist have said that Charlize has the most incredible skin theyve ever seen, but I can see if u thought she didnt get have makeup to make her ugly and blotchy.

    June 26, 2012 at 12:55 PM

  5. C

    She also had nasty fake teeth in monster besides all the plastic and makeup and lack of eyebrows

    July 3, 2012 at 9:04 PM

  6. Anonymous

    eh yeah ditto everyone else, they had to put make up on her in Monster to make her look ugly. charlize is beautiful!!

    July 28, 2012 at 3:39 PM

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