This woman has eaten nothing but cheesy potatoes for THIRTY. YEARS.
OK, so… I make some BOMB cheesy potatoes. They are very, very good. Every time I eat them I think about how awesome my life would be if I could eat nothing but those potatoes. Then I remember that they have 50,000 calories per serving and I change my mind.
This ho DID NOT CHANGE HER MIND. The second she tasted those delicious cheesy potatoes as a child she was hooked and has eaten them EVERY. MEAL. SINCE.
Her husband has been trying to feed her vegetables and it actually makes her gag. She says other food has always disgusted her since an incident she has as a child. Her mom forced her to eat ham and eggs and she puked it up and has hated all food besides cheesy potatoes ever since. I love how ridiculous that is, and how she’s latched onto it as a legit excuse.
If you dislike a food enough to puke it up, you don’t get it “down” in the first place… especially as a child. I would’ve been like WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH *SCREAM* *CRIES* and refused to eat something I hated that much. But apparently she ingested that shiz anyway, and puked it up all over the table. THAT is why she eats 3,000 lbs (literally) of potatoes a year? THAT’S WHY? Not because she’s a fatty with no self-control and mental problem. IT’S THE HAM AND CHEESE’S FAULT. Not hers!