Best Buy selling HDMI cables…. for $700 FREAKING DOLLARS.

Dear Best Buy consumer,

If you have to finance an HDMI cable purchase, something is wrong. FYI for tech-retarded people out there (like myself), you can buy HDMI cables on eBay for like $5. THEY ALL DO THE SAME THING.

Fortunately, some good came from this situation. “What???” you might be asking… THIS amazing review:

“My only disappointment with this digital cable is that it was not gold lined cooper with a hand tailored leather sheath. Silver and plastic is so gauche, so gauch indeed. What I endure is amazing at times.”

lulz. Found this on Fark.com, which is where I find lots of things. You should click that shit.