This doesn’t belong on a blog…
Have you ever walked into something while checking out the opposite sex?
No….I tend to look down when I walk so I don’t really look at people. I do this because I fall… a lot. So I like to watch my step. Especially in heals.
Have you ever missed work because you were hung over?
No. I hardly ever drink, but I’ve literally never had a hangover, haha.
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Have you ever kissed an animal on the lips?
I don’t let animals LICK my face but I kiss them all the time
Have you ever sneezed with a mouthful of food?
Yes, that sucks so bad and it’s disgusting.
Have you ever used a fake ID to buy liquor or beer?
It was a real ID, but it wasn’t mine! Ha.
Have you ever taken a piece of furniture from someone else’s trash?
Have you ever broken something in a store and deliberately left without telling anyone?
Have you ever hit on someone much younger than yourself?
No… I don’t think I’m old enough to do that without it being illegal LOL
Have you ever secretly used someone’s phone to make a long distance phone call?
Have you ever cheated at Monopoly?
No… but Bree always thinks I cheat and second guesses everything I do in that game! lol
Have you ever pretended that your soft drink was something alcoholic?
Have you ever had fuzzy dice hanging in your car?
No…no offense to those of you that HAVE but I think it’s tacky.
Have you ever exaggerated your job description to impress someone else?
There’s not a way to exaggerate “rich people’s bitch”
Have you ever chewed gum that had previously been chewed?
HAHA… well I’ve put it on the side of my plate when I ate and then put it back in my mouth afterwards… is that bad? :(
Have you ever seen someone with food stuck in their teeth and not told them?
I am “that person” that tells people.
Have you ever practiced facial expressions in the mirror?
Have you ever hit a parked car and not left a note?
I’ve hit a car with my door before and not left a note, but I double checked and it didn’t leave a mark
Have you ever licked the spoon you were cooking for other people with?
No, that’s nasty!
Have you ever told someone you loved them without meaning it?
Umm… once. It was one of those “oh shoot, you just said I love you!” and I felt bad and said it back. But we broke up very shortly after that. All is well.
Have you ever pretended to be single when you weren’t?
No… I am out and proud when I have a boyfriend.
Have you ever made an excuse to avoid sex?
Not really made an excuse but there are certain times of the month when it’s just not happening. Gross, but you asked.
Have you ever used the shoulder of the road to pass people on the highway?
No I’d be too scared to do that… I’m a wuss.
Have you ever made rude hand gestures to another driver?
Yes. I will not lie.
Have you ever had to pretend to be surprised at your own surprise birthday party?
No one has ever had a surprise party for me :(
Have you ever told someone their cooking was great when, in fact, it wasn’t?
Sometimes I’m overly enthusiastic about my dad’s meals because I know how long he takes to make them… but I’ve never lied!
Have you ever pretended you weren’t home when someone was knocking at the door?
Every time I don’t know who it is! HAHA
Have you ever deliberately given out a false phone number?
Yes. I change the last 4 digits by 1 number… it’s random each time.