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As if Allison Williams couldn’t get any hotter….

As if Allison Williams couldn’t get any hotter….she goes and does this*.

 

*3 years ago, but still.

**Apparently this video made Judd Apatow want to cast her in the role of Marnie on Girls.

GRAMMYS!!!! Live blogging, mostly talking about Taylor Swifts weird facial expressions.

10:01 I’m way too old for this, you guys. I’m going to bed.

9:51 Kat Jennings looks smokin in that blue dress.

9:45 throwback Herbal Essences commercial! Does that mean their original scents are coming back instead of that fruity BS?

9:36 Ri-Ri is performing. Poor girl is so lost.

9:25 Ummm, excuse me, Alicia Keys, I can see your under breast cleavage… #CBSRuleViolation #Grammys

9:15 Of course Chris didn’t stand up to clap for Frank when everyone else did. #Grammys

9:12 Please let anyone but Chris Brown win this. I just… I can’t. If he wins I will be upset.

9:11 Even though she’s looking a little hoochie, Kelly Rowland is, in my opinion, best dressed. And best prepared, because she told Ryan Seacrest her goodies are covered up JUST IN CASE.

9:10 I really like this second song of his. I don’t know if I can hear it on the radio, but at least it’s catchy!

9:00 Natalie Portman is so pretty. So far the Taylor Swift Target commercial and the Natalie Portman commercials are in my top 5 Grammy moments.

8:51 I hope Carly Rae Jepsen wins Song of the Year. It would make the Grammys even more respected in the actually-good-music community.

8:38 Everyone saying anything negative about John Mayer needs to stop IMMEDIATELY. I’m not kidding.

8:25 JOHN MAYER IS PRESENTING? Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!

8:21 I hope Katy Perry is nominated for EVERYTHING so that I can see John Mayer’s beautiful face every time. #Obsessed #FutureHusband #Grammys

8:20 I am so, so over Jennifer Lopez. She is beautiful, but her blatant acknowledgment of this fact makes me dislike her. Plus, you’re 43. Stop.

8:18 CBS, that was a really creepy testicle commercial, FYI. #Grammys

8:10 Ed Sheeran has one of those voices that makes me want to cry, even when I’m not sad. You know what I mean? Like… the next time I am crying about something, I’m gonna go turn on an Ed Sheeran song so it can be an even better cry.

8:08 How is LL Cool J relevant enough to be hosting the Grammys, by the way? He’s not funny, or popular anymore. No offense, LL.

8:05 She mocked Harry Styles, her ex, in a Brittish accent. Which is stupid, because…. he’s 19. And you’re … older than that. You need to stop. But I guess getting back at your ex by talking crap about him opening up the Grammys is one way of doing things.

8:00 Oooooh, Taylor Swift is trying to be edgy now with a completely unrelated stage display with clowns, siamese twins, and a weird outfit. But her spray tanned legs look GREAT.

Video of two dudes experiencing labor pains via a torture device = highly entertaining.

Closed Captioning
Guys, have you ever wondered what kind of pain a woman goes through during childbirth? Normally people would say you’ll never know, but some really messed up women have figured out a way for men to experience the joys of childbirth the excruciating pain women go through, via a torture device. A genius torture device, I should add.

Dennis and Valerio from the Dutch show Proefkonijnen (or, in English, Guinea Pigs) decided to take the challenge, and strapped the electrodes to their bellies and experiences “contractions” (AKA waves of electricity to cause muscle tension) for TWO HOURS to mimic the last two hours before childbirth.

Here’s the video, MAKE SURE YOU TURN ON CLOSED CAPTIONING! There’s a little CC button (look at the photo above) that you need to press. It starts to get hilarious around the 5:00 mark. I mean…. really. Watch it all. The part where the camera man is cracking up says it all.

One guy, Dennis, manages to survive the entire two hours. My favorite guy, Valeria, bailed. Which, I don’t know if you know this but… WOMEN CAN’T DO THAT DURING CHILDBIRTH. The only thing he has in common with women who actually go through childbirth is he has a huge vagina.

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